AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm feeling really excited lately and it's annoying. I can't really focus much.

So, for about 3 weeks, I've had this huge Blood-filled Pimple that was really fucking painful on the back of my earlobe. Like, take the last segment of you index finger, and put that on your earlobe. That's how big this fucking monstrosity was. And it had been beginning to bruise recently and was pretty painful. And this morning, it burst while i was sleeping, and dribbled some blood into my hair and on my shirt. Wasn't a lot, but I think most of it is still in my hair. So for a half an hour this morning, I was squeezing the blood and pus out of my giant ear cyst thing. I'm so glad that thing is gone now.

Back when I was in Chemistry I let one of the dudes draw in my sketchbook

it was usually dicks

They always drew them in the bathroom stalls here. You're taking a piss, and you're just completely surrounded by dicks. Dicks everywhere.

How is that any different than AZ?

We don't have toilet paper to wipe the filth off with.

You sure it wasn't you putting all those dicks there?
I've seen your art, there is no escape form your robots, dicks, and robot dicks.

Sometimes when me and my friends were in an amusing mood in my art class we'd draw vagina monsters on the desk's

and dick dinosaurs

Monster Dick Dinosaurs vs. Mutated Vaginal Aliens

Greenlit.

No no, see, these ones weren't robot dicks, which is why I can be sure which ones were and weren't drawn by the dudes.

(I drew one dick to show them something about cats)

I hope the catdick was a robotic one

Body, body what are you doing? The heavy point of my period is only supposed to last for 2 days not 3.

why does my toothbrush smell like armpit

I haven't had a shower since I last masturbated so there's a bit of a lingering smell

I can't tell if it's just psychosomatic, though