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D-vid · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:09 am

ISN'T THERE AN EASIER WAY?
A WAY THAT ONLY COSTS $19.99 (+tax and shipping)?

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:47 pm

If there was a SCP that acted like Billy Mays then I'd vote that we keep it

Mr.Fuzznut · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:27 am

Haha, silly bots, I won't buy your videos of castration porn, shit's nasty.

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:07 am

Darn it, I was gonna make a witty little "Java" code to ban that SCP

Code:

import java.bot()
public void deleteSpambot()
{
bot SCP = getBotData();
if (SCP = true)
ban(SCP);
else
break;
}

My Java is rusty, I was 2slow

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:40 pm

man Ruby

Code:

class SCP
  def autobanner(bot_active)
    if bot_active == true
    then SCP.ban
  end
end
    

I don't even know if that works i assume it does

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:13 pm

They're getting braver

they no longer wait in the shadows

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:15 pm

creakyAccordion wrote:

They're getting braver

they no longer wait in the shadows

Actually they do. Everytime SCP threads show up I check the userlist and no proletariats are online. Whoever had that theory that they only come out when the proletariats are gone is correct. I still say it's Google Bot telling them when proletariats are offline.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

No. When I'm online, I see SCP threads pop up like crazy. I'm sorry we delete them too fast for you to see them, apparently.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:26 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

I'm sorry we delete them too fast for you to see them, apparently.

Dude, I wasn't challenging you; only sharing what I noticed

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:26 pm

the joke

your head

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:33 pm

your my fist head :colbert:

From what I've seen Great Handsome Oppressor doesn't really post to joke around much regarding spambots. If he has and I missed it then my bad. Again, going off of my experience.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I do indeed dislike it when people freak out about spambots, but I didn't mean for this to sound like I was making fun of you. Sorry.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:28 pm

No offense taken, I have been having trouble detecting jokes lately.

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:00 pm

This one just wants to be part of the community

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:36 pm

Oh boy, now we have bots from the grorious rand of Nihon

We should feel honored to have their presence

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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