AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Haha, hey, me too!

I wish I could play Mtg in real life. But as for now I have to choose between Cockatrice and Magic Workstation.

I just found out that you can't use Unhinged and Unglued in official things! D:

I know there's a reason for it, but a few of them would have actually worked in legit decks.
I would have personally used Poultrygeist and Enter the Dungeon myself.

I am sad.

You can always use the squirrel tokens from on of the sets in a legitimate (although cheesy) squirrel token deck. And yes, I've seen it done

I JUST WANT TO CREATE UTTER CHAOS DAMMIT!

I built a deck with Sharhazad, Karn Liberated, Panoptic Mirror, Paradox Haze, etc. for the express purpose of trolling my opponent.

Also, Goblin Game.

Went 3-3 at Battle Roads, as usual.

On the bright side, I fucked up some Meweels decks, who all thought they were going to have an easy sweep to the top 4, and when they fought me, figured it was a freebie match.

So much nope.

I own like a crap-ton of pokemon cards but I don't have anyone to play with it. WHY AM I SO LONELY

Perhaps one of us would like to play over Tinychat sometime.

I meant in-person. it's not the same if you use a chat window.

So I just got a $42 card off ebay for $30. Yaaaaaaay!

i want an unhinged/unglued deck so bad

i dont even play i just want to put the cards in a frame and laugh at them

i have a few from my hugeass boxes of cards i'm trying to sell but there's a bunch i still want. like the really long one and ambiguity.

I will play solitare all day if I have nothing to do.

What an exciting life I lead.

I now have a 50-card rainbow deck.
My god.
The feels.

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