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Deiphobus
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Run for it Nalani

You think he loves you, and one day when your back is turned, BOOM! He'll turn you into a upstanding member of society!

Escape while you still can!


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You guys know me too well

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a;ls;oersdal stop knowing my last name

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Trygve
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I've been vriting a lot af jokes about girl in class. She thinks they are funny and told me to vrite them daown.

One of them are for example:
Vivi is like teapot. She screams vhen it gets hot.
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If Tom Cruise was a manwhore he'd be loose.

Oh wait.

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If Tom Cruise was a manwhore he'd be loose.

Oh wait.

He'd be the Alan Cumming of manwhores.

Oh wait.

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Yeili
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mmmmm Tom Cruise

Lawyer Tom Cruise was like the best thing ever

Except for that scene on the beach

That was just lame and not cool

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Trygve
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If Tom Cruise gets a boner, he'll be a Voody.

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Nalani
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Game Angel wrote:
Run for it Nalani

You think he loves you, and one day when your back is turned, BOOM! He'll turn you into a upstanding member of society!

Escape while you still can!

I never turn my back on anything
except zang because, you know, what's he gonna do, scribble me to death?
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Shoolis
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OH.
SHIT.

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Indecisive
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My all-time favorite joke:

There are two guys standing in a cafeteria line. The guy in front takes a bowl of coleslaw and pours it over his head. The guy behind him asks "Why did you pur that bowl of coleslaw over your head?" The guy in front replies, "coleslaw? I thought it was potato salad!"

Another bad one:

An old man walks into a library and yells, I WOULD LIKE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES, PLEASE!!! The woman at the check-out center says "sir, this is a library". The man says "oh, Im sorry. I would like a cheeseburger and some french fries, please.

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Nalani
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here's something not related to zang *shock*

my dad said this last saturday at the mall:
"There was an old cartoon called woody woodpecker. Have you heard of it? It's like this woodpecker. Anyways, there was this side character on the show called Andy Panda. We just ate at Panda Express. And the cashier's name was Andy. I sense a connection here."


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Approverypriate

im sorry, that was very inapporpriate

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Nalani wrote:
I never turn my back on anything
except Wearthielder because, you know, what's he gonna do, scribble me to death?
Nonsense!






He'd be to busy thinking up a title for the scribble.

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