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kuser77
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granted, but all your friends no have 55 inch HD tv's causing you to cry...

I wish i had more stuff to wish about

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Granted, but they were stolen by the abyss.

I wish I knew when Prince of the Dawn comes out.

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Location: Either in Norway or pillaging.
Granted, but then it get delayed for all eternity.
I wish I had a scalp which were less dry.

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granted, but you had to scalp your best friends to get it, and now everyone is afraid of you.

I wish for a taco

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Location: Either in Norway or pillaging.
Granted, but now you got diarhea (Whatever how you write it).
[spoiler]You also get raped by a super mario cosplayer.[/spoiler]
I wish for ten million kroner.

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granted, but to do so, you must sell everything you own and change all of your other currency you have into kroners. But 5 minutes after the Norwegian Dow Jones crashes along with the Norwegian Krone, making your 1000 krone bills becoming as cheap as the paper it takes to make $3 Bill (American).

[spoiler]You also catch on fire.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME LEARN STUFF ABOUT PLACES! [/spoiler]

I wish that i could cook.

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Granted. You forget how to tie your shoes.

Sucker.

I wish I had no hair.
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Granted. Your brain freezes to death because the hair can't warm your head.

I wish i had a bitchin' pair of glasses like the Medic.

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Granted. You get bonked. It doesn't kill you, but the screws holding the glasses in place are launched into your face, killing you.

I wish I had a marijuana plant which was perfect as a christmas tree and was such used as one. Just to piss the cops off.
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granted, but one day you find out that your 'Christmas Tree' is missing and all the cops in your area smile at you when you pass them on the street.

I wish I could actually draw as well as some web-comic artists can.

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Granted, but you can't tell a story worth a daisies.

I wish for a never-ending supply of Zero Bars.

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granted, but you must eat them all within 6.2 seconds (I'll let your imagination do the rest)

I wish tacos were the answer to all of life's problems...

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granted, but you must eat them all within 6.2 seconds (I'll let your imagination do the rest)

I wish tacos were the answer to all of life's problems...


Tacos.

I wish for a giant minigun made out of a bunch of normal sized miniguns.
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Tacos, tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos. (Read: Granted, but it is so unstable that it blows up, killing you.)

I wish tacos weren't the answer to all of life's problems.

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They aren't.

I wish that my cat makes it successfully through the pneumonia. Poor Dexter...*not a joke*

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