AWKWARD ZOMBIE

liradabraccio (6:59:34 PM): You remember Monica, right?
Yeilri (7:00:09 PM): Your cousin?
liradabraccio (7:00:18 PM): Yeah, her.
Yeilri (7:00:24 PM): What about her?
liradabraccio (7:00:51 PM): She was watching Aladdin and I was playing Twilight Princess in the next room...
Yeilri (7:01:39 PM): And?
liradabraccio (7:01:51 PM): I don't know why, but that night I had a dream about Link and Zelda being in City in the Sky and them singing 'A whole new world'.
Yeilri (7:02:33 PM): ...What?
liradabraccio (7:02:43 PM): Yeah, I don't really know either.

[2:38:05 PM] lyra says: beg for mercy
[2:38:07 PM] lyra says: from
[2:38:09 PM] lyra says: PUSS IN BUTTS
[2:38:11 PM] lyra says: ...
[2:38:13 PM] lyra says: boots*

[3:06:25 PM] lyra says: 3. In a race between you, ike and a porno mag, who would win?
[3:06:30 PM] Deuce says: lyra would
[3:06:33 PM] Deuce says: ike's busy with the mag
[3:06:35 PM] lyra says: they keep me warm

Frosteyes says:
My mom is forcing me comewhere.
Frosteyes says:
*somewherwe
Frosteyes says:
*somewhjere
Kida says:
LOL
Frosteyes says:
DANNIT.
Frosteyes says:
*DAMMIT

Squiirel. says:
I'm fukken tires.
lyra says:
yes
lyra says:
tires

Toriawsomerock (3:40:15 PM): i look like mormon

[8:51:03 PM] Ka-Doom says: |:
[8:51:13 PM] Darkly says: ^
[8:51:22 PM] Indigestible says: 8D
[8:51:22 PM] NO SYMPATHY says: not ^
[8:51:25 PM] NO SYMPATHY says: ...oh shit
[8:51:27 PM] NO SYMPATHY says: nevermind

[10:08:18 PM] srs faec says: I just told Zach he should get Skype.
[10:08:18 PM] Thoven says: Thats not cool

[3:58:30 PM] Ka-Doom says: Hello Yeila.
[3:58:38 PM] Ka-Doom says: lolfrench
[3:58:42 PM] Thoven says: O.o
[3:58:51 PM] Darkly says: Yeila sounds pretty.
[3:59:08 PM] Yeili says: What and you think pretty names don't suit me well then fine I hate you too
[3:59:16 PM] Darkly says: What
[3:59:22 PM] Thoven says: Aww...
[3:59:23 PM] Ka-Doom says: wat
[3:59:26 PM] Darkly says: I like Yeila for you :C
[3:59:27 PM] Yeili says: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN
[3:59:30 PM] *** Yeili left this chat***
[3:59:35 PM] *** Darkly added Yeili to this chat ***
[3:59:38 PM] Thoven says: :C
[3:59:40 PM] Darkly says: GOD daisies IT
[3:59:43 PM] Thoven says: :C
[3:59:54 PM] Yeili says: :awesome:
[3:59:58 PM] Ka-Doom says: in a hour.
[4:00:02 PM] Darkly says: :not awesome you fag:
[4:00:19 PM] Darkly says: YEILA IS A NICE NAME >:CCC

[4:12:35 PM] Yeili says: I just made a new post in the IM quote thread :awesome:
[4:12:46 PM] Thoven says: link please
[4:12:52 PM] Darkly says: Bitch it better not be what I think it is
[4:13:20 PM] Darkly says: LOVE MESSING WITH ME, HUH
[4:13:26 PM] Ka-Doom says: lol
[4:13:27 PM] Yeili says: AHAHAHAHAHA
[4:13:27 PM] Darkly says: WE'RE NOT BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE
[4:13:32 PM] Ka-Doom says: LOL
[4:13:33 PM] Indigestible says: Say guys what would you think if Master Chief played piano.
[4:13:37 PM] Ka-Doom says: badly
[4:13:44 PM] Yeili says: ...oh. You don't wanna be best friends anymore?
[4:13:46 PM] Indigestible says: No like Sonatina things.
[4:13:55 PM] Darkly says: Stop picking on me >:C
[4:13:58 PM] Thoven says: I'll be your new best friend, Yeili!
[4:13:59 PM] Yeili says: Okay then, I'll leave you alone.
[4:14:01 PM] Indigestible says: what
[4:14:03 PM] Indigestible says: ._.
[4:14:04 PM] *** Yeili left this chat ***
[4:14:09 PM] *** Thoven added Yeili to this chat ***
[4:14:10 PM] *** Darkly added Yeili to this chat ***
[4:14:11 PM] Darkly says: ...
[4:14:15 PM] Indigestible says: lolwat
[4:14:17 PM] Yeili says: :awesome:
[4:14:17 PM] Thoven says: lawl
[4:14:20 PM] Darkly says: Seriously.

[9:12:09 PM] srs faec says: go on Shaggy, astound me with your superior acting skills
[9:13:00 PM] srs faec says: Where's your motivation?
[9:13:00 PM] ceiling Deuce says: brb gonna get naked in the bathroom

[10:20:07 PM] Error says: The way link is spinning I keep expecting him to be spinning with his loveheart romantically in a field of flowers.
[10:20:09 PM] Ka-Doom says: and star went to jail for rape

[8:23:13 PM] Darkly says: I'm just as white as you are, so don't worry.
[8:23:14 PM] srs faec says: no

[8:29:28 PM] Darkly says: You're already dead
[8:29:28 PM] srs faec says: yes

[1/23/2009 11:50:07 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: Maybe I should wait to see how it works for you Josh.
[1/23/2009 11:51:26 PM] Josh says: Oh sure, let me mangle my dong.
[1/23/2009 11:51:58 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: ...No, that's wrong, I shouldn't only let you face it...or something.
[1/23/2009 11:52:34 PM] Yeili says: Sceb, don't even try.
[1/23/2009 11:52:59 PM] Yeili says: You have no reason to do that. You're younger than me.
[1/23/2009 11:53:18 PM] Josh says: Yeah, I have medical coverage.
And...how old are you?
[1/23/2009 11:53:24 PM] Yeili says: I'm 14.
[1/23/2009 11:53:28 PM] Yeili says: Sceb is 13.
[1/23/2009 11:53:37 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: My mind is not related with my age.
[1/23/2009 11:53:54 PM] Josh says: ...I've been discussing wangs with someone 11 years younger than me?
[1/23/2009 11:54:04 PM] Yeili says: Yes.
[1/23/2009 11:54:26 PM] Josh says: ...oh my.
[1/23/2009 11:54:43 PM] Yeili says: 'course, I had to actually go digging to get his age. It was on his youtube account.
[1/23/2009 11:54:45 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: 24? Time for a countdown, probably the countdown until you go insane.
[1/23/2009 11:55:24 PM] Josh says: Huh? I thought I was pretty open about being...really old for this chat. .3.
[1/23/2009 11:55:43 PM] Yeili says: You're not really old, Auntie Josh.
[1/23/2009 11:55:51 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: AUNT?
[1/23/2009 11:55:52 PM] Yeili says: The kids enjoy you being around.
[1/23/2009 11:56:29 PM] Yeili says: Yes. Deuce is the husband, I'm the wife, star is the concubine, Darkly, Lyra, BoN, and Shaggy are our children, Josh is the Aunt...
[1/23/2009 11:56:37 PM] Josh says: <Story about how his niece and nephew dressed him up like a girl and tied his shirt so he'd look like a hooker> (which he later removed.)
[1/23/2009 11:56:53 PM] Yeili says: You made me spit out my soda.
[1/23/2009 11:57:00 PM] Josh says: Wait, you didn't know that already?
<He removes the message>
[1/23/2009 11:57:12 PM] Yeili says: I did.
[1/23/2009 11:57:17 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: ...
[1/23/2009 11:57:19 PM] Yeili says: But it's always HILARIOUS reading it.
[1/23/2009 11:58:01 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I'm pretty sure this is even worse then "discussing wangs with someone 11 years younger then you".
[1/23/2009 11:59:03 PM] Three Dog says: What?
[1/23/2009 11:59:20 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I'm not sure Three Dog.
[1/23/2009 11:59:22 PM] Three Dog says: That's extremely important informantion, I'll have you know.

Holy shit the skype chat room I forgot about it

[12:24 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
[12:26 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": BOOGIE DOWN NOW
[12:27 PM] "Lyrasen": no
[12:27 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": Yes
[12:27 PM] "Lyrasen": no
[12:27 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": YES
[12:27 PM] "bag of nuts": I'M BACK
[12:27 PM] "Lyrasen": NOOOO

[4:20:45 PM] Yeili says: Owwwwwwwwwww
[4:20:58 PM] Yeili says: My stomach feels like somebody just punched it
[4:21:10 PM] Ka-doom says: *puts down voodoo doll*

Me: They were learning about pregnancy in my friend's biology class, and some girl asked why you take a shit after someone just fucked you in the booty really hard.
Everyone: -silence-
Me: But of course, Shaggy already knows that.
Shaggy: HEY! I don't like... that!
Me & Lyra: -trying to speak over each other-
Me: Oh right, you only like vagina.
Shaggy: NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT!
Me: WHAT?! X'D I just got Shaggy to admit he didn't like vagina!
Shaggy: What?! NO!!
Ka-Doom: I'm so quoting that.

[9:38 PM] Thoven: HI STAR
[9:38 PM] Strelok: lol
[9:38 PM] Star: HI SHAGGY
[9:38 PM] Strelok: HI DEF
[9:39 PM] Thoven: Star link us your profile so we can friend you, cause I'm lazy
[9:39 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Hey Strelok
[9:39 PM] Thoven: lawl
[9:39 PM] Strelok: How you doing, def? Long time no see.
[9:40 PM] Star: I... don't know how.
[9:40 PM] Yeili: Star tell me when you make your account so I can like gift you shit
[9:40 PM] Star: I hit my profile and it says error. D8
[9:40 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Yeah, I know, right?
[9:40 PM] Star: I made it awhile ago. I said I was playing a game even.
[9:40 PM] Defenestrator2.0: How's the wife and kids?
[9:40 PM] Thoven: ok...
[9:40 PM] Strelok: DEAD
[9:40 PM] Yeili: THEN LET'S SEE IT
[9:40 PM] Thoven: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/4233644
[9:41 PM] Thoven: click the friend button on mine then
[9:41 PM] Strelok: Haha, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.