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Meh, why not.

Hey baby, I've been stalking you, and you seem hot.
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Hey Baby, I just poisioned your drink. Agree to date me or you're not getting the antidote!

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You're a disease - and I'm the cure.

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Fuck me or I'll take you to one of their shows


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Defenestrator2.0
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Baby, you're like fast food: I wanna take you out.

...And then eat you in my car.

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Dunno if anyone posted this one yet, but..

Those pants are very becoming on you...if I were on you I'd be cumming too

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Fauche
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Baby, you're like fast food: I wanna take you out.

...And then eat you in my car.


Ohohohoho, I like.

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If I told you that I watch you sleep at night, would you go out with me?

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I like my women like I like my peas...

Frozen and wrapped in a bag.

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Your breasts are so big that I'm being drawn by their gravity.
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I know where you sleep.

...and that's it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

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I like your bed pillows.

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I like those clothes on the floor, but they would look even better on you.

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Grrl, if you were dinnerware, you'd be fine china.

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