AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Shaking just throws whatever's on there around.

OK males. Why do guys like drawing penises on everything? I'm in college and I still see that shit.

Dicks are funny.

p. much

whenever one of my friend's cars is even remotely dirty we make sure to cover it in penises

It's not just guys that do that.

That explains all the Viagra spambots, jokes...

Point taken. But all I see is guys doing it.

Well, why aren't you? Step yo game up.

At my school it was aleays the "yolo swag" boys who drew penises on everything. I think it's supposed to be a reaffirmation that "yes I am a boy look at this penis I drew thats what I have but I'm not gay"

Then again I may just be reading too much into it

You are

Can be drawn simply or detailed. Easily recognized. Impossible to ignore.

I have a friend who drew the largest, most elaborate penis I have ever seen on the board while the teacher was out...

Straight faces everywhere when she got in.

normally i don't really find drawn photos of penis that funny but omg in maths this boy is like A* at Art drew a huge detailed homeless person's knob in the back of a boy's book when he wasn't there once (and i mean detailed, like veins and flies and other disgusting things) and he handed it in to the teacher so now we're all waiting for monday to see what happens!

Most graffiti dicks around my school were terribly unimaginative so I'd spice it up by drawing noodly ones, bent ones, misshapen ones and other exciting things. My friends thought it amusing and annoying in equal measure cos I'd always draw on their stuff.