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Granted, but now you've started smoking, drinking coffee and chewing your fingernails excessively.

I wish it was warmer out.

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Granted. You don't notice anyways. daisies anemia.

I wish my sisters were not 3 years apart, but in fact, twins.


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Never figured they'd be Mary-Kate and Ashley, did you?

I wish I could just maul someone's face right now.

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Granted. You become double-jointed and maul your own face.

I wish there were more decent webcomics out there. It's like this is the only one.


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Granted, but soon the clever ideas run out and everyone is left repeating themselves about how Link can hold everything with no difficulty.

I wish I had the motivation to do that self-portrait correctly and color the mouse I drew so I can get into art class.

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SBKT wrote:
I wish there were more decent webcomics out there. It's like this is the only one.


http://www.drmcninja.com/

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Granted. But now you're horribly disfigured, so no one wants to see your self portrait.

I wish that I was a pteradactyl.


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Granted, but a scientist sees you and flips out about how you should be extinct and shoots you to restore the natural order.

I wish that my self-esteem wasn't so low.


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Granted, but you're now so over-confident that even now, nobody likes you. Show-off.

I wish Katie could go at least a month without making a WoW comic.

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Granted. After that month is over, she makes NOTHING BUT WoW comics.

I wish I was a better Medic on TF2.

(And don't say I suck at everyone else, because that wouldn't bother me too much now)

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Granted, but the Heavy you are healing doesn't know what he's doing.

I wish that I could watch Courage the Cowardly Dog all day.

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granted, but there all RERUNS!!!

i wish i had a wish to wish for...

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Granted, but the wish is to die. You die.

I wish I wouldn't read so fast that I have to buy new books all the time (and I can't use the library because my library is ridiculously small and has almost no good books.)


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Granted, you can no longer aford new books to read.

I wish for a donut.


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granted, but it's a has RAISINS in it, causing you to choke, you also catch on fire.
I wish my wireless internet would work and let my laptop have internet.

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Granted, but you get a virus and your laptop is infected beyond any hope of recovery.

I wish I had a 37 inch high definition T.V.


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