AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've been having weird acid-reflux lately and it's making lying down to sleep really uncomfortable.

Can people please shut the fuck up about microbrews already? Or just the foodie culture overall? Everyone has to go on and on about some filthy little family owned restaurant they found tucked away in the asshole of some random city that just had the BEST whatever, or some disgusting flavored beer some meth snorting hick stuffed full of pizza crusts while brewing it which was just so unique. Oh, and then there's the FOOD TRUCKS. Yeah, its a real experience eating out of someones car, I love not being able to sit down and having to hold everything. Just go to McDonalds, drink Coors and SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Okay, food trucks are legit good, but everyone says their's is the best, that the food is daisies near transcendent.

How can people not like family owned restaurants

You actually want them to eat the literal garbage at fast food joints rather than a healthier and still great-tasting alternative?

I wouldnt care if they'd just shut the hell up and just eat there, but they treat it like they uncovered the fucking Holy Grail. And its never a nice looking place either, its always some alley crawlspace crammed full of the owners tacky bric-a-brac or some greasy spoon with vinyl seating from the 50s. I personally dont like family owned restaurants because I dont like feeling like Im eating in someone elses living room or in a time capsule. Half of these places looks like they'd still have a "Whites Only" section if they were allowed

My me is sick and I lost my voice.

Turns out I am not leaving Florida today.

Today is the last day of moving things at thr volunteer thing. We could have been done last week but somepeople had to leave early, and we couldn't finish without em.

I have to go to work again starting tomorrow bleh

Finally replaced the disc brakes on the front wheels of my truck. Braking still feels spongy, so I guess now I'm looking at the rear drum brakes.

I used twice as much shampoo than normal, and then I manually dried my hair (which I rarely do because lazy).

It ended up too soft, too silky and too smooth.
It was awful!

I really don't understand why my parents are so hateful towards Mormons. I don't agree with their beliefs, but saying that she'd like our dog to bite their faces off when they come to our door(yes, really) is too much.

Jeez. :/

While you may disagree with their religion, it's still no excuse to wish bodily harm on them. I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure that if you tell them you aren't interested they should stop coming around. I think they keep a record of houses that have said they aren't interested. Just be friendly, you know? They all have to do the mission thing, try not to make it worse for them.

Maybe print that out and staple it to your parents or something idk

I usually slam the door in their faces, but thats mainly because they always wake me up due to my irregular sleep schedule. I am incapable of basic courtesy if someone wakes me up

i let hoxton bark at any solicitors and they usually leave pretty quick because he sounds a lot bigger and meaner than he is

but he only barks if someone comes to the back door. my front door is NEVER used...except when friends come to visit (despite us telling them 500 times that we never use that door/it's in a tight alley/it's further from the driveway,) so if they go to the front he will whine because he thinks someone is visiting