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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:46 pm 
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[5:54:44 PM] lyra says: Also, you saying small boobies makes me think "PAEEEDOPHILE"
[5:54:52 PM] Deuce says: but i'm underage
[5:55:06 PM] lyra says: not for long
[5:55:23 PM] lyra says: no one is underage forever
[5:55:27 PM] Deuce says: ino
[5:55:36 PM] Deuce says: I'll be 18 in a bit over a month
[5:55:39 PM] lyra says: yup.
[5:55:46 PM] Deuce says: And then I can't make fun of shaggy for being a pedo :C
[5:55:51 PM] lyra says: yes.
[5:56:00 PM] lyra says: you can have awesome pedo wars
[5:56:11 PM] lyra says: to see who the biggest pedo is
[5:56:24 PM] lyra says: and then you'll get thrown in jail
[5:56:33 PM] lyra says: and you'll be sued and go to court
[5:56:46 PM] lyra says: and then you'll lose all your cheddar
[5:56:49 PM] lyra says: and have to live in a box
[5:56:56 PM] lyra says: and you'll get a freak job that pays a lot
[5:57:03 PM] lyra says: and you'll get enough cheddar to build a fortress
[5:57:12 PM] Deuce says: i'll invite all you fags
[5:57:16 PM] lyra says: yes
[5:57:20 PM] lyra says: and then you'll be sued again
[5:57:22 PM] lyra says: for being a pedo
[5:57:28 PM] lyra says: cuz of all the kids living in your fortress
[5:57:39 PM] Deuce says: what kind of fortress? ;D

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[9:42 PM] BoNBoN: what
[9:43 PM] BoNBoN: Oops I just killed WoW.
[9:43 PM] BoNBoN: I tried to minimize it.
[9:47 PM] Error 404: Name not found: And I just killed Fallout 3
[9:47 PM] Error 404: Name not found: I tried to play the game.
[9:51 PM] Error 404: Name not found: THE GAME
[9:51 PM] Darkly: I lost it 6 times now
[9:51 PM] Darkly: Because the bosses are CHEAP AND OVERPOWERED

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[11:15:13 PM] lyra says: why did i read that as genitals
[11:15:16 PM] Deuce says: ENF ENF ENF

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[1/3/09 9:32 PM] BoNBoN: IT'S IN THE WATER
[1/3/09 9:32 PM] Darkly: YOUR PET IS JESUS
[1/3/09 9:32 PM] BoNBoN: It's an owl.


JESUS IS AN OWL.

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[11:16 PM] Darkly: I have to get off in a bit myself.

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[6:02:26 PM] lyra says: awkward zombie roach orgy makes it sound like we're having an orgy with cockroaches

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[6:01:41 PM] lyra says: PANTS
[6:01:49 PM] Darkly says: gawd i'm so hungry
[6:01:54 PM] lyra says: ...wut

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I just decided length.
Seth says:
It's gonna be 2:32.
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And gonna fish it all tonight.
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FINISH

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IT'S A JOKE ABOUT THIS UGLY ARMOR
Rawr says:
SHOWING MY GIANT tiddies
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Alternate title: Does this shirt make my tiddies look fat? ;-;
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HERHER
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NICE BREASTS WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN
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now
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<:
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Ah
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Cool
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DO ME
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On the internet?
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noo
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Then how
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on the irlternet
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What's IRL, an expansion?
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in real life!
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I'm.. not following you
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DAMNIT

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[5:22:46 PM] lyra says: Gonna go make dinner.
[5:22:51 PM] BoNBoN says: SHORTS


DO NOT WANT

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[11:16 PM] Darkly: I have to get off in a bit myself.
If even this sentence isn't innocent and free of motherfuckers who have nothing better in their life to do, then nothing is innocent. Might as well just kill myself.

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[10:24:50 PM] Deuce says: i am everyone's poop

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[12:08 AM] Darkly: Gotta go now
[12:09 AM] Darkly: Dead fags are dead and won't care
[12:10 AM] *** Darkly has changed the conversation topic to " Y SO SRSLY" ***
[12:10 AM] *** Darkly has left ***
[12:10 AM] Error 404: Name not found: ...*I* care...
[12:10 AM] Sceb: When there's some thing strange, in your neighborhood.
[12:10 AM] Sceb: Who you gonna call?
[12:10 AM] Sceb: THE STAR RISE!
[12:11 AM] Error 404: Name not found: Fuck no.

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