AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Let's see, what Katie did for me...alleviated my boredom one day at work when someone linked to one of her comics, and I systematically went back and read every single one.

Then I joined this forum and am making my first ever post, in this thread. (Couldn't find the thread for newbies/introductions and didn't feel like calling too much attention to myself by making a whole thread announcing my existence. ) So...hi.

Your lack of attention calling has called my attention. I sense a conspiracy.

Also, hello.

You're the first one to figure out we'll maul you to death if you try. Congratulations, you out-smarted the system on your first day! 8O

The order is of no importance.

I'm just saying that so the others won't feel bad.

Hello Aeti.



Heheh, Y-thank-U. Yeah, I actually saw one of those intro threads and thought better of doing the same thing myself.

Lyra expects Katie to come in here any minute and say "I worked my booty off on a comic just so other lazy booty people can enjoy themselves, all thanks to me.

what? I never said anything.

so uh, who did I forget in my mofo-in' list? :awesome:

I learned that Marth and Roy are awesome, and that babies are apparantly edible, all thanks to Katie. :>

you don't learn that. it's just something that feeds at the back of your mind, waititng for the right time to come out, and she triggered it to burst through and as you sit back in your fancy office chair that has wheels you think "gee, Marth and Roy are awesome."

I like describing things like that, I should do it more often.

I learned that you actually don't spell her name Martha... and apparently she's not a she... D:

And not really something I learned, but now I have a burning desire to go eat some fruits and suck in my eyeballs... I really don't want to fail the test, you know?

You know, I really do have a fancy office chair with wheels? It's like a nerd throne.

;_; And I thought we had something special! *runs off*

She helped me make the decision to change my current style of drawing to something more original.

Thank you for putting up with me Katie. And my terrible typos.

She gets lost all the time on WoW and it's sad. She gets lost in small towns.

Thanks to Katie, I worked up the courage to not care what people think, and to tactlessly break uncomfortable silences.

Did you know that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby is born?





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Also there's the obvious: thanks to her I met a ton of friends, improved my art style, met my soulmate, blahblahblah...

I used to be a bitter graphic design student, now I'm a bitter graphic design student that's read Awkward Zombie. Thanks.