AWKWARD ZOMBIE

TEENAGE PREGNANCY/ABORTION DEBATE!
Ugh I hate those. Most boring topic ever to discuss.

I hate pregnant teens. Especially ones that think they can actually support a kid. Like Britney Spears's little sister.

"I CAN SO TAKE CARE OF A KID WHEN I'M 16! TEE HEE!"

I hope she falls flat on her stomach one day and kills them both.

I think it's really stupid. You're wrecking your life for a kid. And it probably won't even like videogames. IT'S TERRIBLE.

Our school doesn't have them, but does your school have that thing where you take that baby doll around with you for awhile to see how it's like looking after a little shit?

I think so. My school might be too cheap though and instead just gives us eggs... I'd much rather look after an egg.

There's so many stupid sluts at my school, they had to build a daycare on our field, for all the little bastard children all the sluts squeeze out every 9 months. -_-;

I think so. My school might be too cheap though and instead just gives us eggs... I'd much rather look after an egg.[/quote]

I'd rather drop my egg.
"Sorry, it got SIDS... I'm really sad about it and don't want to talk about it right now."
The grade Sevens at my old school used to have to do that. They would be twelve and thirteen. What the hell.



...Ew.
I bet that's the criteria for going to your school.
"Does this school have, like, a hopital near it?"

You know what's even worse?

The legal age to have sex in Canada is 14.

When I heard that, I nearly vomitted. That's just... ew.

YEAH CUS LIKE, YOU KNOW WE ALL WANNA RUN OUT AND HAVE SEX AT 14! By doing that, there are people having sex before that now. You're not even considered a teenager until 13! What the hell? Next kids will be haing sex while still in the womb.



Probably. I really, really hate all the girls at my school. It's no surprise I have very few feminine friends. I have female friends, but they're practically guys... I'm the second most feminine, next to one we don't hang out with all that much who's idol is Paris Hilton... but she's hilarious because when she laughs, she honks and sounds like a Canadian Goose, so we keep her around as amusement.

In grade nine, there was a girl who nearly died due to alcohol poisoning at the school dance.

She's a fucking moron, and I remember she got curb stomped when she came back because they cancelled all the dances for that year and the next because of her. I laughed, because she cried. :]

That's... that's just repulsive. Ugh.
It's 17 here, I think. I don't actually listen in Health, because I have no intention of doing alcohol/drugs/sex until I'm way past 18.



I have no choice but to have female friends at my school, or I'll be a loner. You'll be able to figure out why.

I actually mix better with guys, though. I used to have really good male friends when I was in my younger years at school (we were the NERDIEST little kids you could EVER imagine, trust me). Then stuff happened and we got separated.

Butyeah. Most of my male friends I had to say goodbye to when I moved schools.
I just feel... awkward around most other girls. No, I'm pretty sure I'm not lesbian, it's just that most girls are so different from me. I wanna talk about videogames and copmuters and stuff, and they want to talk about boys. All the frickin' time. They usually make boys out to be something completely different to what they are and it's so daisies frustrating.
So I don't like a few of the girls in my grade. Most of them are okay, though.


...Almost die of alcohol poisoning? Kick her out. She's too stupid to go to school.

Yeeeah, not to different in your southern cousin. Sure, the consent age in the US is 18, but I've known at least two girls pregnant at 14 or 15. Can't go one day without hearing some guy bragging about banging a girl. Then they freak when she gets pregnant and usually ditch her. The hell you think was going to happen?
And about drinking? Same, 60 or 70% of the school here either drinks or does some sort of drugs. but this is Southern Va, so maybe thats just here. Back when I lived in Ohio, it was a daisies near scandal if someone just got pushed are said some bad stuff, I know, I was one of em'. Here I sometimes don't even hear about most of the fights cause they're so often. Its either that or its outside of school. Hell, I was jumped by three guys because I tackled one in a football game a bit "too rough" I guess. He's now dropped out, living with his grandma trying to raise a kid. Least thats what I heard, and that was last year. Stupid people need to stop breeding. Wheres natural selection when you need it?

My solution to world hunger, over-breeding, etc: Cannibalize their young.

You like that, I've got 10 posts now. Oh yeah, you dirty bitch.

No, you have eleven.

Touche.

The energy crisis can be solved in a similar fashion, considering they can rig engines etc. to run on most organic material...

Humans.


Aldous Huxley said it.

Actually, it's 16 in most states. 13, in Pennsylvania, when both parties are over 13 years of age but with no more than four years between them. Some other states have similar leniencies, but none go that young.



There needs to be a required test of intelligence, lifestyle, habits, mental heath, genetics, and some other shit that is required by law to be taken when one becomes an adult. Anyone who fails it isn't allowed to reproduce. Along with it, any pregnancies occurring under the age of 18 shall be aborted.

It's harsh, maybe even borderline draconian, but fuck that shit. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE GENE POOL.