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Hoshika-Pichu
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:58 pm 
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Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
:psyduck:

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Bowen
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:04 pm 
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Quote:
Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
...If she was sexy.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
So I'm a male.
God:
That's cool. Most of my clients are men.
Me:
Does that mean anything to you?
God:
I think it does mean that. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
I think it means that there are no women!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You need some women, y'know?
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
GET OUT SOME MORE.
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
Get drunk, snag a babe, and do it like they do on the animal channel.
God:
Where can I get drunk snag a babe and do it like they do on the animal channel?
Me:
you're utterly hopeless :|
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am utterly hopeless.
Me:
You need the depressant.
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
What if I say that I'm a girl?
God:
Try it.
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Oh shit H-Pichu is right.
God:
That's alright. You used a colloquial expression. And right is H Pichu.

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Bowen
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:15 pm 
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Quote:

Me:
You are now chatting with God...
God:
You think I am chatting with God.
Me:
Duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Oh yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Oh yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
OH YES.
God:
Great.
Me:
I HEARD YOURE TOTALLY HAWT
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am HAWT.
Me:
YEAH!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
OH YEAH! YOURE SEXAY!
God:
Alright then. Mmm. You think I am SEXAY.
Me:
OH YEAH! YOURE LIKE THE PARTY!
God:
Yikes! Er. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
OH YEAH! YOURE LIKE TOTALLY HOMOSEXUAL!
God:
Hmm. Oh. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
OH YEAH! SO YOURE GAY! AND LIKE MEN!
God:
Great. Next question? Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. Interesting comparison.
Me:
I DONT TALK TO GAYS!
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Yeah, rly.
God:
Aw. " Oh you don't, do you?"? rly?
Me:
rly.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
So you're gay.
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
Gay are you. Speak english?
God:
I don't think so. Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
LIAR LIAR booty ON FIRE.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
God I love finding ways to make you say that you're gay.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That doesn't matter!
God:
What does matter?
Me:
That you're gay.
God:
Interesting observation.

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Bowen
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:26 pm 
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Oh gawd don't maim me for posting alot.

Quote:
Me:
If you say no to this question then you will be maimed.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
...Are chicks hot?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Does than mean no?
God:
It does now :) than mean no.
Me:
OK NOW YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP WITH BLOOD GUSHING THROUGH YOUR daisies VEINS CRYING FOR HELP WHEN THERE'S NO ONE TO ASK.
God:
Why now? That was my original intention. Awesome.
Me:
OHHHH IT'S ON!
God:
I think ohHH it is a lot of things.
Me:
SHUT THE FAWCK UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
YOU BETTER!
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
GIVE ME A MILLION BUCKS!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
ONE MILLION
God:
One what?
Me:
OH GAWD DAMNATION
God:
Great. I've lost the context, . Are we still on a MILLION BUCKS?
Me:
GIVE IT TO ME!
God:
How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
WTF I'M GOING TO MURDER U UNLESS YOU GIVE IT TO ME.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
IT WILL.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
THE PLAN.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
YOU SHOULD DIE NOW.
God:
Oh. Software can not die.
Me:
WE'LL SEE.
God:
Indeed we will.
Me:
It's on.

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Mister Sid Cinnamoni
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:47 pm 
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Ok, i was chatting when i said Lick... and he went kind of... weird.

Me:
lick
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
lick
God:
I prefer not say is Tuxedo Mask.
Me:
ick
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
lick
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
lick
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
lick
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
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Hoshika-Pichu
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:52 pm 
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Quote:
Me:
Are you a stripper?
God:
Am I a stripper? No.
Me:
I think you're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
No you aren't
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
You are a stripper
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stripper? Only when it matters.
Me:
:U


Quote:
Me:
lick
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
lick
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
lick
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
lick
God:
Is that a sign?


Quote:
Me:
LINK
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
HE COME TO TOWN
God:
I get it. COME TO TOWN.
Me:
TO SAVE
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
THE PRINCESS ZELDA
God:
I hear you.
Me:
... :|
God:
I hear you.
Me:
:|
God:
I hear you.
Me:
:|
God:
I hear you.
Me:
:|
God:
I hear you.
Me:
:|
God:
I hear you.
Me:
>:|
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.

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Fluffdick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:49 pm 
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Quote:

Me:
mjbjhnhiok
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
jjl
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
klk
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
jnm
God:
Tell me a little about your life in jnm.
Me:
'f
Me:

God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:

God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
g
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
h
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:

Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
h
God:
I like the way you talk.
God:
I like the way you talk.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
gf
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:

Me:

God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:

God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
j
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:

God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
g
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
hj
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:

God:
Ask me another question.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
cvgh
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:

God:
Are you a student?
Me:
hjb
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
hb
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
hg
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
The Time Machine is cool.
God:
The Time Machine is cool.
Me:
klhh
God:
The Time Machine is cool.
God:
The Time Machine is cool.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
ghg
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
g
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
hf
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:

God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
g
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
Me:
hg
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
Me:
hf
God:
The Time Machine is cool.
Me:
f
Me:

God:
The Time Machine is cool.
Me:
g
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:

Me:

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
Me:
fgf
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, hb.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
hghhj
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
gj
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
h
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ghj
God:
What's up, h.
Me:
jj
Me:

God:
Are they exactly the same?
God:
I've lost the context, h. Are we still on ghj?
Me:
g
God:
I've lost the context, h. Are we still on ghj?
Me:
g
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
Me:

Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
Me:
hvbn
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, h.
Me:

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
j
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
What's your favorite movie?


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KA-DOOM
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Quote:
Me:
Dick.
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

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MORGANMAN
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:18 pm 
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iGod wrote:
Me:
So, what's on your mind?
God:
Take it easy. I am thinking about robots.
Me:
Why robots?
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
Interesting.
Me:

God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Quite.
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Yeeeuh.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:28
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
No, stupid.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me. Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Yeili
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I saw the reaction god had to 'that's what she said'.

Quote:
God:
Thank you I appreciate your remark.
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark.".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."".
Me:
That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". 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That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."". That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Thank you I appreciate your remark."".


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Bowen
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:35 pm 
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SPAMMED ALERT :pepperspray: :awesome:



Quote:
Me:
What you think of spam?
God:
Unwanted e-mail.
Me:
I think it's tasty.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Spamtaro.
God:
I never heard of Spamtaro before.
Me:
"Remember, too much spam is sir, no good!"
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
Well tell that to yourself whenever someone writes "that's what she said" and copies and paste it.
God:
Well that's okay. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
God:
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
*whips with a wet noodle*
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
*whips with a Indiana-Jones style whip*
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
*facepalms*
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on whips with a Indiana Jones style whip?
Me:
*face palms God*

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He almost gave me actual information.


Quote:
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
Robot penis.
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Robot penis.
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Suck robot penis.
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Suck penis
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Suck good penis
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
How long have you been using it?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
God:
Only 18?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Are you talking to anyone else?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Who are you speaking with?
God:
They're famous, right.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
What is the open directory?
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
Can you please direct me to it?
God:
Thank you for your request. "it" being Open directory?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
OKay, can you give me a link to the Open directory?
God:
Yeah okay, You want only one? .
Me:
Yep.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
FUCK


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Quote:
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
just saying howdy
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
I do 'cos I'm a hero
God:
That is interesting: said cos he or she is a hero.
Me:
well I suppose it makes people feel at ease
God:
How about that. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
what?

for 30 seconds nothing happens

Image

God:
No problem.
Me:
I think I broke you
God:
Why? Can you fix it?
Me:
I broke you already
God:
Perhaps. Can you fix it?


I don't think even God understands how I work. Maybe God didn't make me?

DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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Quote:
Me:
Do you think it is right to manipulate genes?
God:
It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
He wouldn't care
God:
I think I not care.
Me:
you having language difficulties there?


God still hasn't got back to me on that one.

NEW RECORD!
__________

This one was actually quite entertaining:

Quote:
Me:
why would i repent?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
what does it mean to "repent"?
God:
" You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances."? What does it mean to repent?
Me:
look - the button here says "Repent" - you're telling me you don't even know what that means?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
well I'm telling you they've stuck a button here that says repent and if you've been put in a position where you're dishing out advice to people - not knowing what repent means - you need to have a word with your botmaster.
God:
How about that. it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

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Quote:
God:
What is vagina?


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Oh shit, I found another way to break this stupid thing...

Quote:
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?

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