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Man, that could've gone seriously bad fast. :awesome: Now-a-days I don't think you have to be, or can't be, a certain race or gender to practice under any religion you want. Although there's still the stereotypes and stuff to poke fun at.

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but she DOES sound educated, especially for someone as young as she is...


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I wasn't aware that Jewish people are naturally smarter.

Then again, I'm Irish Catholic, and everyone knows Irish Catholics are complete dumbasses.

Which reminds me. Why did the Irishman eat 239 beans in one sitting?

Because he didn't want it to be "Two-fahrty".

Ohohohohohoh assaulted peanut.

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jewish people have superior smart genes.

but smaller genital genes :(


(like i said, slightly racist):wink:

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Not in my case.

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I don't see how our health care system sucks, but it's your opinion so I'll leave it be. :?

I'M SORRY I WAS BORN SO daisies CANADIAN. IT'S MY SHAME.


Don't listen to those mean people, Canadia Land is awesome and you know it. They have polar bears with Coca Cola and everyone owns a gun and lotsa shit is free...


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I've been declared Ruler of Canadia for my birthday. Yes, Canadia. It was my first move as chief executive. I hope I was a decent emperor...

And yes, we were in Canada at the time. I used to go with my ex girlfriend's family into the middle of nowhere on some lake up there for four years in a row. You'd get bored after a week in a cabin on a lake, too. And just for the record, it could be 95,000 degrees up there, and your lake water is still eighty below.

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I've been declared Ruler of Canadia for my birthday. Yes, Canadia. It was my first move as chief executive. I hope I was a decent emperor...

And yes, we were in Canada at the time. I used to go with my ex girlfriend's family into the middle of nowhere on some lake up there for four years in a row. You'd get bored after a week in a cabin on a lake, too. And just for the record, it could be 95,000 degrees up there, and your lake water is still eighty below.
All the perpetually warm lakes are only on the prairies. :awesome:

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i used to live in alaska.

we have lots of volcanic activity up there, so lakes are usually warm :)

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Mashed potatoes and gravy is delicious.

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Mashed potatoes and gravy is delicious.



YES! :P

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I like mine with ketchup, no gravy. Yeah, I know, gross.

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I like my beans with ketchup, George.

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