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Chopstix · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:02 pm

i had a healthy digestive system once, then taco bell stays open until 3

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

D-vid wrote:

The only times where I poop more than once in a day is when I have diarrhea.
Usually I poop once every 2-3 days.

Same.

YCobb · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:07 pm

I usually just go once a day, before my morning shower.

Used to be like once a week, though.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:10 pm

I don't understand how people shit more than once a day unless they're sick.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Tales wrote:

i have a healthy digestive system and nothing smells awful that shouldn't and idk what do you guys eat to fart and burp and shit so much

Same here, it's more the fact that I've been drinking coffee in the morning and then I don't go to the bathroom until 3:30 PM.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:16 pm

Coffee for the coffee god.
Which is me btw.
I can't stop drinking it help me

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

I'm not a fan of coffee, but if I want to stay awake during the first week or so after an extended break from school, it's practically required.

shazza · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:26 pm

i don't like coffee unless it's loaded with sugar and frozen (so frappucinos haha,) and caffeine does absolutely nothing to me :T

i usually poop once or twice a day and i have a pretty daisies healthy diet o___O i also pee like 500 times a day because if i stop drinking my body automatically thinks i'm dying of dehydration :/

D-vid · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:27 pm

I love iced coffee. Mmmmmmmmh.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I'm gonna have one right now, and none of you can stop me.

YCobb · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:33 pm

I don't like coffee but one time my stepmother accidentally poured coffee in my tea instead of milk

It was tolerable

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:40 pm

One time my mom gave me coffee when I had to go to a trip. Mind you I had a stomach ache when I woke up but it was nothing big but this coffee unleashed a force inside me.

IT CAUSED ME TO SHIT MY PANTS RIGHT BEFORE WE GOT ON THE BUS.

Oh god the embarrassment.

Alex · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:08 pm

I really like black coffee, but if I drink too much I get a terrible stomach ache and become really on edge, followed by an awful crash and a loose bowel movement, hah

Chopstix · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:10 pm

I had black coffee as a kid once, spraaaaaay voooooomiiiiiteeeeed

owenster · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:31 pm

I can't stand drinking coffee, I remember reading something that said that if you had ADD or ADHD caffeine has a reverse affect on you where it makes you sleepy and less alert. I had a cup a few days ago and I immediately got a headache and couldn't focus on anything. Mind you this is the same coffee my parents drink all the time so I doubt I had a "bad" batch.
I can drink sodas just fine but energy drinks rarely do anything for me.

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