AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A title.

And then Omni suddenly has 50 titles.

Welcome to Whose Bot Report Is It Anyway? where the contestants are insomniacs and the points don't matter.

Each day there's a new theme, suggested by members like you, that all bot reports must follow.

Today's theme is...

What you expect to find in your grandma's basement.

the prize is worth as a human being

Always report bots, even if you don't have something funny to say. Otherwise we'll have a buildup and the forums will actually become unusable. I wrote the jokes out of boredom, Le Great Handsome Oppressor like them out of insanity/Frenchness.

I've got a title, threads, and my own comics. I still need:
-Unique Color
-Modship
-Administratorship
-one million in unmarked bills

And then my plan will be complete.

Two spambots are circling. I wish there was a Report Profile button.

Just report the first post of a topic, though. Granted, deleting the post deletes the reports as well, so when I go delete the topic the rest is taken with it, but it's far less tabs I open.

(each report goes with me opening the report, the ban window for the person who posted and the topic before even reading the report, so 2 superfluous reports makes 9 tabs for the same topic)

Why does this forum attract so many bots.

Bots like dicks. It is science fact.

new proletariats need to stop getting to the bots so soon i'm trying to put dirty limericks in my reports

The latest SCP beat you to it, just without the limerick part.
Quick question, Moderator Clyve, did you just delete it, or did you save the link first?

Romney's Republicans, sponsored by Dr. Dre.

I've reported like 3 today, what is up with all of these bots?

Summer heat leads to increased bot mating rates.

Anyone with aPandofasand as their nane is always a bot. Is fact I know

It is my job to report these bots before anyone else, and to do it without any humor whatsoever.