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Alexandy13
 Post subject: Re: Sand Hippo Diner
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:08 am 
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-Hands in an application filled out neatly in ink with a small spot of something red on the lower corner-

    Name: Andy

    Position Applying For: Waiter/lounge singer/bouncer/Miami Vice

    Expected Salary: Tips & whatever is in the wallets of the unconscious.

    Hours Available: All day, every day.

    Blood Type: Hot

    Have you been convicted of a felony in the last 5 years? Y/N: Not convicted, no.

    Notable Qualities: Can serve food. Able to carry a tune. Certified owner of a baseball bat.

    Can you perform your duties without assistance?: On most, if not all occasions.

When can I start, Boss?

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BurntToShreds
 Post subject: Re: Sand Hippo Diner
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:49 am 
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vealin99 wrote:
I apologize for the service and hope you come again soon.
burnt you wanted the chicken fried steak and a milkshake, do you want a spacific flavor for the milkshake?


Chocolate. That is the only flavor of milkshake that should ever exist.

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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: Sand Hippo Diner
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:53 am 
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Excuse me, kind sodajerk, but if it's not too much of a bother, I would like my cream soda sometime soon. It's been hours and I'm quite parched and irritable. If I weren't so much of a gentleman, I'd take this big walking stick of mine and have my way with your backside until you were sore from the beating.

So please, kindly provide me my drink, or I might have to get physical. *twists at moustache*

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: Sand Hippo Diner
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:59 am 
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Whoa, hey, no need to go all Atlas on us. I'll go get it for you, since our soda jerk is being an actual jerk, apparently.

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Flicky
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:18 am 
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The gummi drinks here aren't as good as the ones at AZ cafe. I mean, those are like Haribo gummi bears, these are like, cheap dollar store ones.

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They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.

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vealin99
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:24 am 
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Here's your order sir, I am extremely sorry for the wait
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Madican
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BurntToShreds wrote:
vealin99 wrote:
I apologize for the service and hope you come again soon.
burnt you wanted the chicken fried steak and a milkshake, do you want a spacific flavor for the milkshake?


Chocolate. That is the only flavor of milkshake that should ever exist.


Banana would like to have a word with you.

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Rinoko
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:27 pm 
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Peanut butter looks disapprovingly at all of you.

Oh hey, Clyve, I have some ideas for new menu items.

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Madican
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Peanut butter looks disapprovingly at all of you.

Oh hey, Clyve, I have some ideas for new menu items.


Fuck your peanut butter, ice cream makes me thirsty as it is.

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Rinoko
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Clyve wrote:
Lay 'em on me.


OK, so here we go

Peanut butter milkshakes

Boom

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Darkin
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Darkin, keep the tentacle dicks to yourself and you'll be fine.

Andy, you're hired as long as you keep the baseball bat out of the customers' sights.

But I'm signing up for the "entertainment!" You know.

Whores.

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Rinoko
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No, Darkin, you can't serve whore d'oeuvres.

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Darkin
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I just ordered about 10 000 whores, and they're coming TODAY. What am I supposed to do with them now?

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Sheep
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Hi. Uh. Hello. I saw that you serve a lot of pies. But not shepherd's pie. I like that. Can I work here?
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vealin99
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Pimp them and become a millionaire
also send a few my way
Send the pretty ones

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