AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hey, thats my thing!

Just take the spheres.
He can't stop you anyway.

You don't see any cloth, but you figure this guy's helmet will do just as well.


Oh, hey, welcome back! Bill says. So what can I do for you?


You stick the helmet on him backwards. Just as good. Nice helmet, he says, I'll give you two gold for it.


You take the spheres and gold before leaving.


Congratulations!
Time in new Country: 1 hour.
Gold made: 2
Items found: Two spheres of lemonade.
Crimes committed: Fraud, assault, Jail breaking, and theft.
Aren't you such a good new citizen?

Take the boots. Then check out what's in front of you.

Walk along the road, you gotta skip town from all those crimes you did

Run for mayor.

Run from the mayor.

Whose boots? the guards? Yeah, I guess you could do that.


Man, these stupid things are way too small. Not to mention they fail to complement you complexion in any way.


Huh, what's that? Oh, looks like a stupid soap box...say, that gives you an idea!



Wake up people! This monarchy with appointed Lords and what not is unfair! It keeps power out of the people's hands! Do you want to be stuck like this forever? I say no more! If you all agree, I shall become you're new leader! With appointed rules and designated time to leave the office for someone else to go! We shall have a new, better system of gov-


Oh crap! It's the local lord!




Sounds like a plan.


Well, glad that's over.
Lost: 2 Spheres of lemonade, guard's boots, and legal entry into that town.
Way to start your new life!

Find a blunt object and go back to beat the lord to death, wear his clothes, and take his position of power.

Dispose of self-insert lord.

Use your ninja-assassin skills to sneak kill the lord and take his clothes.

Get the lord to perform a dance with you. A dance of death, that is. With your dark elven charm it should be a snap. Of the neck.

Man, what is up with all these murderous thoughts? Is this why other races don't trust dark elves? You don't know if you can murder the Lord easily; but you could use some of his wardrobe.


You wait until night to make your move.


And you're in! The Lord is sleeping right now and there's his wardrobe! All this sneaking reminds you of why you need different clothes, yellow is a horrible color no matter what you do!


It appears that the Lord just suffered a heart attack. There is no way you could have predicted/stopped/contributed to this! He's dead Jim! And it's not your fault! Well, guess you can raid the wardrobe now, what kind of clothes do you want?

Something with leopard print on it.

Look through the lord's closet for something dark blue, prefferably something form fitting and easy to move around in.
Also pretend to be the lord and search for the treasury.