AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Come now, let's not threaten Billy.
He's just being a little silly.

I might say potato to your potato.

You might say tomato to my tomato.

'Cos pronunciation is indeed a wonderful thing.

As regional dialect might affect the way you sing.

It allows words like crocodile.

Both to rhyme with the word fertile.

As well as words like until.

To rhyme again with fertile.

I quite agree with DoNotDelete
Word choice does vary with region
For off in some lands, bray becomes bleat
And that we call group becomes legion

Now, my good friends, let's get back on course
Before this thread becomes locked
I don't intend for my meaning to be coarse
As intention on the web becomes blocked

So for this edict, I thusly decree:
"No further posts without rhyming expression"
If you have issue then come straight to me
We'll settle it quick, without much digression

And so for the chap who follows my post
May you be rhymeful; and of your words, make the most!

i do say you are wrong, although it may seem rude

purple and fertile rhyming only happens, when mouth is glued

the spelling is dissimilar

although the sounds are familliar

i'm afraid the rhymes you say just are't true

Being a walmart greeter is a very terrible thing!
Definitely a job not worth it during the spring.
You will feel lonely, miserable, tired and dead,
always fearing the managers will whack your head.
Customers always come in wanting to pick fights,
you'll be stuck there from early mornings to late nights...
Take it from me, one who became a corporate sheep,
I can't get back all those nights that I had no sleep!

Today I propose a challenge to you
For fun and fanciful doing
Speak in your rhymes for an hour or two
Or all day, the excitement is brewing

I've come just in time,
To answer with no less than a rhyme!

I'm fully loaded, lad,
And my aiming ain't bad
You better hide, you better crouch
I'm aboutta blow you from your couch


I'm Frank,
I don't do crank
And with my rap,
I make you feel like crap!

Ba dum tss

What was that piss?

It's not that hard to miss.

In my mind I hold the passion, panacea for the poison
My bruised and battered body washes up upon the shore sin
Flees from leaking wounds like rats from sinking ships
As I float off to forever with these words upon my lips



Oh crap, I'm supposed to rhyme in this thread?
Looks like I've been letting Youtube mess with my head
I mean really, this song fulfills the rhyme requirement
so well that the Flobots could afford retirement

Clyve, my friend, you shouldn't fill yourself with personal strife
because we won't care what you did, even if you played the fife.

I honest to true really missed this thread
Let's keep it going before I am dead
I want to type dicks
So now I'll say hicks
Please Great Handsome Oppressor don't become mad
Make like grabage and be Glad.

Why are you just reviving old threads? Anything past page 1 should just stay dead.

Oh Nefarious you scandalous bear,
When this thread was hot I enjoyed it
But you come along with your hat and your hair
And so you attempt to destroy it?

And if you think you can't rhyme "it" and "it" then I have news for you
... Fuck you.