AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I really have a poor style in clothing. It's just shitty t-shirts that usually have some form of printing on them, either it being internet joke or some crazy dumb skull shit. They're cheap, they're usually comfy, and I truly do not care. And I usually wear some darkish jeans. Like with t-shirts, they're cheap and reasonably comfortable. And in the winter, I usually have this thick black hooded zip up sweatshirt with some wool lining in it. It's so well insulated I can use it like a winter jacket and be perfectly fine while shoveling snow. And to top it all off, I have myself a knit cardboard trilby. I would love an actual fedora, though. When I was in Arizona, I almost bought myself a Gambler fedora.

One a lot like this one, but the price was over 50 bucks, and I wasn't going to throw THAT much cheddar on a hat that looks more suited for Southern areas, but not New England. So I stick with cheap shit-tastic trilby's. And then I wear skate shoes. Because CHEAP SHIT CLOTHES ARE FINE FOR ME ESPECIALLY WHEN I LIVE IN AN URBAN SHITHOLE FULL OF CRACK ADDICTS.

I wouldn't mind some finer clothes one day, but for now, I look like shit.

If you want to buy something substantial to make yourself feel confident/"classy" I'd go with shoes first

hats just aren't really that important

My friend the other day had some old beat up italian loafer things, I forget what they are called, but I got bored and put them on, and I felt good in them.

Well... Idk; People generally look at your face first - and your feet are the furthest thing away from that.

So if your face is the first thing people are going to look at, you'd best invest in some hipster glasses - or failing that, a brown paper bag.


I kid, I kid.

Apparently when you walk away from people the main thing they look at is the back of your shoes

ignore hair etc critique hmm


and princess brothel you will love this pic

those chinos look too long

I've taken to wearing nice sweaters all the time these days. I'm also crazy about vests and waistcoats. I only own two suits, which I save for special occasions, but otherwise I don't leave the house without a dress shirt. I am blessed by the fact that I do not sweat much, and I never get too hot, so it's hard for me to over-dress, even in the summer.

I'm a bit more lax with pants and shoes. Usually I wear plain sneakers, my male stripper cowboy boots (which just make me go from "really tall" to "holy fucking shit kneel down so I can talk to you") and some trail boots that I've had for years. For pants, it's usually long blue jeans, khakis, or brown corduroys. I have hella belts too, so I keep them in rotation.

Jewelry-wise I usually carry my gold pocket-watch, a Scorpio necklace (just a cheap pewter medal on a chain,) two rings on each hand, and for accessories I've almost always got sunglasses on. I've got a pair of aviators, and another more plain pair. I've taken a liking to scarves too, so I'm usually wearing a grey cashmere scarf.

Oh and I'm just about always smoking. I'm kind of a sight around school.

During this time of the year I'm just wearing a cardigan or a black pleather jacket (I like leather more, but this was on sale and it's still pretty comfortable), a band t-shirt or some other shirt, skinny brown Levi's, and a pair of leather Bostonian shoes. I want to get some more clothes soon, but I think I might wait until it starts to get more cold and wet.

What about "I have no cheddar that I can put toward this type of clothing 99% of the time"

thrift

Thrifting is good but I hate it whenever you see something you like that isn't your size or smells like BO
well, that's life

Also does anybody know how to get a small marinara stain out of a light blue t-shirt?

Washing it?

Take it to a dry cleaners.

george horizontal stripes are fattening

also i guess be ready for homecoming pictures or something maybe