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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:48 pm 
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I play Yu-Gi-Oh, too. Almost everyone outside the interweb that I know knows that.

Also, I have a crush on This girl just because she likes Water-Types, and even though I'm engaged. I feel bad about having the crush.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:49 pm 
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I have philosophical arguments with myself as I'm lying in bed. I'm not terribly intelligent, so this can all probably stop without much effect on anything that matters.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:53 pm 
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I don't like being seen as the halfway masculine, violent-yet-lovable bitch in my group of local friends. I very much prefer the role that I've been able to make for myself here. But there's not much I can do to change that image at this point.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:59 pm 
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I think I am slipping back into Sonictardism.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:05 pm 
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- I...like the memebase comics.

- I'm 18, and I havent watched porn at all.

- by the same token, I have never had a girlfriend.

- I cried more during my cat's death than in the funeral of my grandmother. I also got over her death more quickly.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:08 pm 
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I can't not cry when watching a certain scene in Forrest Gump.

I still have long-held dreams of becoming a pokemon trainer.

I'm starting to think that I don't really like Biology as much as I thought I did but it would be too awkward to change majors and I wouldn't know what to do.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:12 pm 
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I'm so attractive that I sometimes have to beat the ladies down with a bo staff.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:14 pm 
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I think I'm in love with Eggman


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:15 pm 
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I think Spoony's in love with me.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:16 pm 
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My favorite movie is an obscure animated piece from the late 80's that only people my age will remember, and it will stay like that for the foreseeable future. It makes me feel bad because I cannot appreciate other films on the same level, and I've tried.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:21 pm 
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Game Angel wrote:
My favorite movie is an obscure animated piece from the late 80's that only people my age will remember, and it will stay like that for the foreseeable future. It makes me feel bad because I cannot appreciate other films on the same level, and I've tried.
My favourite film is He Died With a Felafel in his hand, an obscure Australian movie that nobody saw.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:25 pm 
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I want to be single for the rest of my life.

I want to do many things, but I lack the motivation to do them.

I can't respect people that don't gain my respect. not even the authorities. I may obey them, but to me they are just more people from the bunch.

I talk like this in real life, and my peers laugh at me for doing so.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:25 pm 
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I place my friends' happiness way above mine so this often results in me getting slightly picked on and a little depressed just so my friends can be pop flyin'.


This times one thousand.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:30 pm 
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Game Angel wrote:
My favorite movie is an obscure animated piece from the late 80's that only people my age will remember, and it will stay like that for the foreseeable future. It makes me feel bad because I cannot appreciate other films on the same level, and I've tried.
My favourite film is He Died With a Felafel in his hand, an obscure Australian movie that nobody saw.

Hisptersssssssssssss



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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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When it comes to food I have the worst willpower imaginable

Also I am incredibly shallow


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