AWKWARD ZOMBIE

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5- ... appen.html
check and MATE my friend.

my zombie survival plan goes something along the lines of
call friends and tell them to bring food and stuff over my house ASAP. then we board up the place while we prepare for the journey ahead of us. then wed go to the gun store 100 feet from my house and see if we cant take something of interest. then wed all go to the gila national park( Google it!) because its perfect and establish a perimeter, make a watch guard, and other such things. wait about 5-7 years then head back in to the city to see what has happened!
there was alot left out so please dont call me an idiot.

So, what you essentially have is someone who has Alzheimer's, walks into things a lot, and may or may not be clinically retarded.

Terrifying.




YOU and ARE and NOT and READING and THE and REST and OF and THE and THREAD, my friend.

WRONG GOOD SIRE

One of the worst places to go is the gun store. Sure, there will be stuff to make stuff go boom, but more people have the same idea as you. They may also have been attacked on the way. If that happens, you'll have about 30 people in the gun shop (maybe 5-10 risking being infected), and that's if no one barricaded the gun store first.

YOU'RE SUCH A BUZZKILL GAWD.

It is fitting that the Doctor looks incredibly condescending in that particular picture.

Honestly, I agree with what [CN] said earlier, the bodies would rot.

But, you have to admit that modern day science is terrifying and the likelihood of a zombie apocalypse increases every day. Eventually someone is going to try and manipulate us to be super strong or something and the T-virus will be born. Or a scientist will manipulate parasite genes to create the perfect parasite for complete control.

I conclude that we should plan a meeting place for the apocalypse, it will be called, "Fort Awkward".

Years from then they will scream, remember the awkward!

"the zombies have got me"
"i'm dying odds"
"Oh my god, is anyone else getting deja vu?"
"please help"
"This is uncanny is what it is."

That makes it sound like we died because we couldn't hold our guns straight.

The zombies would probably be shufflers. I don't think a parasite that revives a dead body is going to have a lot of success getting it up to a good speed.

Anyways, once I reach my destination (New Braunfels, Texas) I'd head to a Wal-Mart or an Academy to grab a gun and some ammo. I know Academy has pistols so I'd go there first. Once I get a gun I'd grab something that's look like a good melee weapon, like another metal bat or maybe even a hockey stick. After that I'd go find a house, break in, shack up, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Slow zombies= lots of survivers
fast zombies= crap most of us arnet going to make it
undead zombies=back to dead fast

if a slow zombie outbreak occurs the only thing we have to worry about would be how normal they act. If slow zombies can somehow seem to be human (though the constant moaning, blood everywhere, and slow movement should give it away) that would be bad.

Really nobody wonders why a church camp would have tons of weapons and tens of thousands of bullets. Is it normal that God loving, people surving people carry guns around at a non-violent church camp. BTW we did talk about zombie invations there. Only about 6 of us would make it, me being one of them(my boss and secondary boss decided this).

Why would we screem remember the awkward, i dont want to die, and zombies wont remember. The zombies just want our bodies. I think there could be a better thing to say, but i dont know what. Where will we all meet, and what about the fact that there are people fome differant countries here?

Lastly, [CN] you will be the person that we through out to the zombies as food so we can shoot them while they eat you. We will do this at Fort Awkward because you never belived in zombies, you are aslo a buzzkill.

enough said.

That was the point.