AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Food, train tickets, disgusting pornography. You know.

I wanna be a guy for a day so I can wear a suit and look good in it.

and I don't mean cross dress because I look too feminine to pull it off, I mean actually be a real man for a day.

You buy porn?

You're certainly not frugal.

I absolutely love wearing suits. Getting dressed up is awesome.

Unfortunately, I'm not in the business school, so I don't have an excuse to.

Actually, I think women can look very dapper in suits, provided it's a proper fit. Judging from what you've posted in the pics thread, I think you could pull off men's suits, so long as you don't go for pinstripe. Maybe try something double-breasted.

You'd look like a lesbian.

So I have a pea coat, but I have no idea what wouldn't look retarded underneath it.

Like... is just a collared shirt? Or does anything less than a tie look dumb?

oh god look at me i've hit a new low

I hate pinstripe. I don't know why. It just doesn't look as classy as a plain suit.
The only suit that could get away with patterns was if dollar-bill signs were all over it like that get rich quick guy had.

You can wear anything with a peacoat. Wear jeans or slacks with them.

Cargo pants gotta go.

Collared shirt would be fine, maybe with a scarf. If you keep it unbuttoned, it'd probably look okay with just a t shirt and some cargo pants.

I almost bought a pinstripe fedora.


I then realized that my current fedora falls on the ground to much and gets dirty. So a white fedora would be a bad idea

I have a scarf. I also have an awesome gray knit cap my friend's grandma knitted for me.

I know Merlin

i know

Peacoat and scarf is ace.

Merlin, why are you so mean

Its the nature of the common Merlin