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Don't you hate it when you wear jeans, or even shorts, and there is a wrinkle in it that people can confuse with a boner?
WHen i was in middle school, a girl i knew seriously asked me if i had a dick


and i was like

".... :psyduck: no"

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why... would she


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I would have asked her how small hers was

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Um speaking of TMI in English I dropped my pen and I couldn't find it and like it turns out it was near my groin and my friend got it for me.

Awkward.

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i don't know. I guess she thought i was a hermaphrodite or lying about my gender (i had a flat chest in middle school - even flatter than now) :psyduck:

but she was sitting next to me while i was chillaxing while we watched a movie in class

and she was like

"Katie.. ummm.. is that... do you have a dick? *point*"
"What..? :psyduck: uh... no. That's like... that's me pants. *pulls pants to stretch wrinkle out and make my crotch all flat again* See?"

"Oh... um, okay."


I got the vibe that she didn't believe me FOR SOME REASON.

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Um speaking of TMI in English I dropped my pen and I couldn't find it and like it turns out it was near my groin and my friend got it for me.

Awkward.


Your friend planned for it to be that way.

But yes, cold winds make me need to go to the bathroom, and someone opened the window and has a fan pointing directly at me and I can't use a different computer because all of the ones are taken. I'm a school why am I on this thread.

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Tales wrote:
Um speaking of TMI in English I dropped my pen and I couldn't find it and like it turns out it was near my groin and my friend got it for me.

Awkward.


You shoulda been all eyebrow waggle when he looked up.

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haha I was like 'Tom why are you feeling me up' 'But that's where your pen was' 'Suurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre' 'What?' 'You just wanted an excuse to touch me up'.

He does sometimes act very camp and has frequently told me he's gay (although he's joking. I think. Also later on he denies it so).

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I confus.
Is Marbus a girl or boy?


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A boy. Just not a very straight one

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Is it bad so I'll laugh
Or is it bad so I'll puke ?
Tune in next time to know the unprecedented truth !
Until now it's alright.

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Marbus wrote:
A boy. Just not a very straight one

For some reason I thought that you were a lesbian.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
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A boy. Just not a very straight one

For some reason I thought that you were a lesbian.


What? What lead to that belief? :psyduck:

Then again, I've mistaken people's genders before. For the longest time, I thought Odds and Bacon were males

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Marbus wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Marbus wrote:
A boy. Just not a very straight one

For some reason I thought that you were a lesbian.


What? What lead to that belief? :psyduck:

Then again, I've mistaken people's genders before. For the longest time, I thought Sebell and Bacon were males


I thought you were a girl for a short while, it was probably just because your avatar is of asagi though.


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ODDS, Bacon, KATIE, RIKU, AND ORACLE ARE GIRLS?!

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