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Squigzog
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C-c-c-c-combo breaker.

No cat puns here.

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Snarf
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Cat-cat-cat--cat-catombo breaker.

No cat puns here.

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"Snarf tiddies dont work like that"

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Gee, I hope he's not on the jury for my case...

I assaulted a tree with my catana

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Snarf
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Kalekemo wrote:
Gee, I hope he's not on the jury for my case...

I assaulted a tree with my catana


He would of assaulted a human but he mistook the tree as his target because his eyes had cataracts.

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Luckily, he didn't hit the human or they may have gone into a catatonic state.

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Kalekemo
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To be honest, I was attempting to assault some cattle

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Why cows cater to some of are finer tastes with their delicious beef.

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You guys are the coolest cats I've ever seen.
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Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request.


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o Potential juror is underage
o Potential juror may be subject to bias in this case
o Potential juror is out of state
x Other (please specify): Sal Esposito is a cat, not a human.______________________________




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Kalekemo
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And with that, I've killed the joke

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No one made a catapult pun.

I am disappoint.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
Gee, I hope he's not on the jury for my case...

I assaulted a tree with my catana

Real men use catapults.
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What if the jury comes to a tie and the cat's vote is the deciding vote

what do they do

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What if the jury comes to a tie and the cat's vote is the deciding vote

what do they do


"Jury, what's the verdict?"

"Umm... Sir... We find the defendant... Meow..."

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