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If it meant not being a virgin anymore.

Why do I love this reason so much.

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Sex?! C'mon guys, think big! Do you realise how easy it is to take over the world with an exact duplicate of yourself?


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I'd so totally fuck myself without a second thought... Except for one thought.

Wouldn't the extreme awesomeness of such an act create an super high density awesomeness anomaly, which would be unable to sustain it's mass and collapse into a black hole which would rip planet Earth to shreds?

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Karilyn wrote:
I'd so totally fuck myself without a second thought... Except for one thought.

Wouldn't the extreme awesomeness of such an act create an super high density awesomeness anomaly, which would be unable to sustain it's mass and collapse into a black hole which would rip planet Earth to shreds?

Are you trying to imply that the resulting baby would be super-fat?


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Are you trying to imply that the resulting baby would be super-fat?

Are you trying to imply that lesbian sex can result in pregnancy?

... but I grinned, I'll give you that.

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I'd totally tap myself and then not return the phonecalls afterwards.

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I'd totally tap myself and then not return the phonecalls afterwards.


that makes me think of this video in a whole different way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lSH5Ne6RZE


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No, I wouldn't. I have no interest in having sex with someone of my own gender.

Even if it were a female version of me, I still wouldn't. That sounds kind of like incest to me.


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Plasma wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
I'd so totally fuck myself without a second thought... Except for one thought.

Wouldn't the extreme awesomeness of such an act create an super high density awesomeness anomaly, which would be unable to sustain it's mass and collapse into a black hole which would rip planet Earth to shreds?

Are you trying to imply that the resulting baby would be super-fat?


No, it would be a strange quark.


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I cannot say no because I already have sex with myself.


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So is this what twins do then?

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