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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:02 pm 
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Why would aliens make their UFO out of tin foil?

That's ridiculous.

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Why would aliens make their UFO out of tin foil?

That's ridiculous.

So the humans can't steal their thoughts.

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HAHAHAHAHA

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I came to post this and that was exactly my reaction

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This is what happens when you panic and don't keep track of where your children are.


LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL - always remember to check the loft - that's where things you thought you'd lost normally turn up.

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This is what happens when you panic and don't keep track of where your children are.


LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL - always remember to check the loft - that's where things you thought you'd lost normally turn up.


Watch the second video I just linked.

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I still don't understand.

HOW THE FUCK DOES A 6 YEAR OLD BUILD A BALLOON OUT OF TIN FOIL?

AND NO ONE NOTICES?

THE MYTHBUSTERS DID THIS. NOT A 6 YEAR OLD BOY.

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Falcon didn't build the balloon.

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He has the best name ever.

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He has the best name ever.


No, Max Fightmaster has the best name ever.

This kid is one of the best trolls ever, though.

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STORY JUST GOT INTERESTING AGAIN!

The entire thing was a hoax. Parents knew where the child was the whole time. They were doing it purely for attention. Parents built the balloon, launched it, and told the child to hide.

YAY FOR GETTING ON TV
BOO FOR PROBABLY GETTING MASSIVE FINES OR JAILTIME!

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Karilyn wrote:

YAY FOR GETTING ON TV
BOO FOR PROBABLY GETTING MASSIVE FINES OR JAILTIME!


Why would they get jailtime? Fines make sense, since they knowingly sent the police on a wild goose chase for miles and miles, but jailtime seems a little harsh.

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Game Angel wrote:
Why would they get jailtime? Fines make sense, since they knowingly sent the police on a wild goose chase for miles and miles, but jailtime seems a little harsh.

Depends on the area. But I wouldn't be surprised if they got like 30 days jailtime or something.

911 abuse is a pretty serious crime.

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Ugh, figures.

They looked ethnic.

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Crawfish wrote:
They looked ethnic.

:colbert:

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