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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:29 pm 
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WonderWall wrote:
My dad is a server for Legal Seafoods,

My stepdad operates the machines at the recycling plant he works at,

My mom runs a daycare out of our house.

Preeeettty boring. :)


Yay, someone I can relate to!

Actually, my dad plans on running a junk store out of my grandpa, Ben Arnst's, barn.

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Ryushusupercat wrote:
WonderWall wrote:
My dad is a server for Legal Seafoods,

My stepdad operates the machines at the recycling plant he works at,

My mom runs a daycare out of our house.

Preeeettty boring. :)


Yay, someone I can relate to!

Actually, my dad plans on running a junk store out of my grandpa, Ben Arnst's, barn.


I'd shop there for sure. :o


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 Post subject: Re: My dad was a spy.
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And by spy I mean he spent months and months, sometimes years, in secret foreign places no one could know about, doing things for the military that he can't talk about unless he makes it to 130. On paper he was a sort of "accountant."

Your dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger from True Lies?

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 Post subject: Re: My dad was a spy.
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Shovel wrote:
And by spy I mean he spent months and months, sometimes years, in secret foreign places no one could know about, doing things for the military that he can't talk about unless he makes it to 130. On paper he was a sort of "accountant."

Your dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger from True Lies?


Yes, except that my mum wasn't clueless.


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My dad would be turning 73 this september.
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My dad was ooooooolld.

But he was in the navy, then he was a teacher, then he sold tools, then he retired and got cancer and died.

My mom is a notoary and she works at a place called Office Supply.
She's 50.

I want to be a spy.


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My dad worked for the city of Roseville (in California) for about 20-30 years. When he turned 50 he wanted to retire from his old job and get a new one, but California doesn't let retired people get jobs again. (If he worked more than a certain number of hours, he'd lose his retirement savings)

So after we moved out of the state he got a job as a school bus driver.

My mom is a preschool teacher.

I can't EVER escape school...it goes home with me! *sob*

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