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The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.


"Meleeing"? Is that what you kids say instead of "hitting with you gun" or "turning the gun into an improvised club"?

Gee, I mean there isn't anything wrong with the paragraph, just the god daisies word.

"Meleeing"? Next time I go up to someone who offended me, I'm going to say "Say that again and I'm going to melee you for 10 blunt damage!"


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I live in a fairly low population area, so I'd have time to plan. I'd probably build wooden fortifications around my house, and sit on the top floor firing my bow(I have poor accuracy with guns) at the zombies. Though, when the raptor zombies come around, we're all dead anyway.

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Also, won't zombies just float in water? Any reason they'd be heavier or lack buoyancy or whatever?


Lack of need to breath means no air in the lungs, not to mention all the decomposing flesh doesn't exactly keep the water out very well.

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i liek zombies. zombies dun like meh :cry: Maybe it has something to do with me decapitating them all the time... Who knows.

If it's not assassins or massive nuclear destruction, then I'm definately thinking about zombies. I seriously love them. Loved them since I saw Romero's Dawn of the Dead, a classic form 1978. Nowadays I watch zombie movies, play zombie games and read zombie books.

If an zombie outbreak would occur, I would trust my shotgun (yes, I own a shotgun.) I have 48 shells for it at the moment so that's as good as 48 zombies... re-dead?

I would shoot my way to the car and drive around untill I find a good place to hold out.


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iconsting wrote:
The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.

Gee, I mean there isn't anything wrong with the paragraph

then quit your bitching


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Zombies.
serious business.

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Why the assumption that zombies always want to eat yer brains/flesh?

Maybe they just want the carrot/chocolate bar/newspaper in yer back pocket.

'Hey look Fred! We made the front page of this guys' newspaper!'

'Shweet! Now grab his carrot - I'm hungry!'

'But you ate that cauliflower for breakfast!'

'Well yeah, but y'know - vegetarian zombie hunger and all that!'

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I'd cast magic missile.


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Why the assumption that zombies always want to eat yer brains/flesh?

Maybe they just want the carrot/chocolate bar/newspaper in yer back pocket.


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iconsting wrote:
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iconsting wrote:
The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.

Gee, I mean there isn't anything wrong with the paragraph

then quit your bitching


But meleeing isn't even a word!


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Fooflyer wrote:
iconsting wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:
iconsting wrote:
The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.

Gee, I mean there isn't anything wrong with the paragraph

then quit your bitching


But meleeing isn't even a word!

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iconsting wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:
iconsting wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:
iconsting wrote:
The problem with guns is the fact that you won't have a billion fully loaded clips at your disposal. You'll have maybe 2 clips that you have to manually reload, and when there are zombies running around, you won't have the time to do so.

But if I could choose my gun, I'd get a tommygun, that way I'd have 100 bullets before I'd have to start meleeing the zombies to death.

Gee, I mean there isn't anything wrong with the paragraph

then quit your bitching


But meleeing isn't even a word!

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Plasma wrote:
Actually, new plan:

Fly to Madagascar.
Too bad they'll have already CLOSED DOWN EVERYTHING by that point.

Not a single one of us has questioned if there will be any way to just convince zombies we're not what they're after.

How do they know to go after us? Do they simply go "Hey, that things moving. Perhaps there are delicious brains inside" or do they sense bodyheat? If they sense bodyheat, if we kept ourselves colder than the surrounding area, we'd be invisible. And if they're just after whatever moves, how do they know not to attack a tree in the breeze and us?

And how would they sense body heat? I imagine with rotting bodies comes rotting insides and with rotting insides comes rotting brains. Even if their senses were somehow immune to their outter rot, that wouldn't mean anything if their brains couldn't process what it is they're sensing.

Zombies, man. Srs fkn bsn.

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don't try to explain this with logic, they're zombies.


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