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One day, Bill Cosby was in his den reading the local newspaper, drinking some coffee, and relaxing. Suddenly, he noticed the headline on one of the news articles: "Children don't understand the jazz music." This was more than he could take. He read the article as fast as he could, getting angrier by the second. He finished it, and slowly folded the paper up and set it down.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, an inter-dimensional portal opened up, and 6 yoshis hopped out. They had no idea what was going on, so they headed into town to see if they could get some answers. They all stopped at the nearest shop and the red yoshi walked up to the counter. "Yoshi!" said Red. "... What?" replied the shopkeep. "Yoshi!" explained Red. "MANAGER!" yelled the shopkeep.
Back on the other side of town, Cosby's house is but a pile of rubble, and several giant footprints can be seen leading away. In a booming voice, Cosby yells, "The children, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JAZZ MUSIC, AND I'M 100 FEET TALL FOR SOME REASON!" BRZZZZAP! Cosby fires his death beam at some unsuspecting elementary school. The building explodes in a mess of limbs and whiteboards.
Back at the shop, the 6 yoshis are being confronted by the manager, when they hear an explosion. They all rush outside to see a 100 foot tall Bill Cosby destroying the city! "Yoshi!" exclaimed Purple. "Yoshi." said Blue, contemplating the dilemma. "Yoshi!" yelled Green, gesturing with his hand for the rest to follow. They all dash toward the giant, a rainbow of dinosaur. All the while, they are eating any inanimate objects they come across, for ammo.
"YOSHI!" screams Orange, as a giant foot crashes down several feet in front of them. The team of yoshis throw everything they've got at the foot. BAT BLAT BAT BAT BLAT BAT SPLAT. The foot is unscathed. Yellow notices Cosby's eyes, they are looking right at them, and they are pulsating blue. "Yoshi!" yells Yellow. The group scatters just as Cosby's death beam strikes the ground. Red and Orange are hiding underneath the same dumpster, they look at each other and nod. They know what to do.
Red and Orange jump from the dumpster, and run like mad toward the egg soaked foot. On their way they each eat two objects. While they are helping each other up Bill's pant leg, the other yoshis realize what they are doing, and rush to help.
Cosby isn't going down without a fight, though. He swats Yellow and Green off his pants, and stomps on Yellow. The other 5 yoshis witness this, and are filled with rage. They climb faster. Red and Orange are on Bill's shoulder, now. Red signals for Orange to go to the other shoulder, and waits. Green, Purple, and Blue are throwing eggs at Bill's hands, to give Red and Orange more time.
Orange makes his way to the other shoulder, and Red signals to aim for Bill's nostrils. They aim and fire. Bill is temporarily stunned! Aim for the weak point for massive damage! Red and Orange leap off the shoulders and hover in place, aiming for Bill's eyes. They both are direct hits!
Green, Purple, and Blue hop off of Bill's pant leg, as he is shrinking rapidly. Red and Orange land safely on the nearest rooftop. Cosby yelling and rubbing his eyes in pain, and when he is finally back at normal size, he falls over in a heap. Red, Orange, Green, Blue, and Purple gather around Bill and pick him up. As they carry him the hospital, the town is cheering them on, and confetti is flying.
Back at the hospital the yoshis put Bill in intensive care and exit the building. Just as they walk onto the sidewalk, a portal opens up, taking the yoshis back to their home.
A statue is erected in Yellow's honor.
EDIT: daisies, text-wall ahoy!
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Should I eat this? .... Sure, why not?
Last edited by Dzone on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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