AWKWARD ZOMBIE

9 YEAR OLD SPERM AIN'T LIKE THAT

[serious] The Sun is/was an unpopular newspaper that recently stopped producing papers because it was expensive and because nobody read it. It might probably still be running in the UK, though, judging by this story. [/serious]

I was told that years ago by my 5th grade teacher.
It was the record at the time for the youngest parents ever.
Two Chinese kids, Father 9, mother 8.

...WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S GOOD FOR KIDS TO HAVE KIDS?
Humanz are confusing. I need to lie down.

the sperm ain't strong, and girls when there little don't have a strong womb

Hitting puberty for girls and boys varies a lot with each child.
In fact, recently, a Russian 5 year old girl became pregnant.
It's sad, isn't? Even though they have hit puberty (Amazingly), they still are just way too young to handle that emotionally and psychically.

Yes, we still have this newspaper and many others in the UK.

Though most of them aren't worth reading because they're wall-to-wall gossip and sensation like this retarded story.

How do these kids even understand sex...

I'm 17 and i still don't understand sexual relations.

Unless you can provide a link, I'm assuming this is false.

For this entire topic I ask.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?

I really wonder what's going to happen when they break up. Seriously, how many people have really serious relationships at that age?

Also, how stupid can you get? Still at school with exams to sit, your family have little cheddar, you're probably not even as into your toyboy as you think, yet you're off getting knocked up by him? Use your fucking head.

Seriously, the boy's the same age as my little sisters, if I had that kid rather than them he'd get a good pounding for being a stupid moron who doesn't have enough sense to wait till he's legal.

This is one thing where I hate to be right.
http://scienceroll.com/2006/12/09/the-youngest-mother-ever/

I just hope this doesn't become a phenomenon. :/
EDIT: It's also not as recent as I thought, but hey, it still happened.

sex is easy to understand just put a stick in a hole

Oh, that's where I've been going wrong.

You've not played this game before.

It's much, much, MUCH more than simply that. At least if you want more than just basic satisfaction. Otherwise, you could just as easily fulfill yourself by masturbating.