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Vrominelli
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:52 am 
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There are some Weegee emoticons out there too (not as good as the CF one tho).

On the urinal 'rule' - I just use the stall.

You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.


Somebody is going to 'fool around' with this last sentence aren't they? :psyduck:
Maybe...

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I had "toilet-phobia" until I was... eight or nine. I think. I don't know why. The sound of a flushing toilet scared the shit out of me.

The only problem I have with that is those toilets in places like movie theaters.

THEY ARE FLUSHING AND THEY ARE GONNA FUCKING LET YOU KNOW IT!

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I had "toilet-phobia" until I was... eight or nine. I think. I don't know why. The sound of a flushing toilet scared the shit out of me.

Thats a pretty effective toilet.

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lyrasen wrote:
I had "toilet-phobia" until I was... eight or nine. I think. I don't know why. The sound of a flushing toilet scared the shit out of me.

Thats a pretty effective toilet.

Except she's doing it wrong.

Shit then flush.

In that order.

Also wrong:

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Vaelor
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You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.

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Claudia
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Bathrooms?I never seen a dirty......*crys*
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Girls are fucking digusting
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Im serious!They shouldn't get to use a bathroom!EVER
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Vrominelli
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Vaelor wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

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Game Angel
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Claudia wrote:
Bathrooms?I never seen a dirty......*crys*
Im lying.
Girls are fucking digusting
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Im serious!They shouldn't get to use a bathroom!EVER
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*In deep bass voice*

Hey. I'm very neat and clean thank you much.

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Unbalanced
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Vrominelli wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

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scebboaliwiw
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Unbalanced wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

Who cares if it's supposedly anti-manly? I don't want to risk missing, at all.
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

Who cares if it's supposedly anti-manly? I don't want to risk missing, at all.


Soon, Women will be standing and men will be sitting. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

When I was little, I tried standing up and going after I found out that's what boys do. I actually had good aim. But I think there was still a bit of a mess.

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Game Angel
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

Who cares if it's supposedly anti-manly? I don't want to risk missing, at all.


Soon, Women will be standing and men will be sitting. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?


THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE!!!

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You would think that only one page would be sufficient for this kind of topic.

You know, considering the topic itself is probably not too engrossing of a topic, and the fact that we have another topic called "POOP."

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Claudia
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Game Angel wrote:
Claudia wrote:
Bathrooms?I never seen a dirty......*crys*
Im lying.
Girls are fucking digusting
D:
Im serious!They shouldn't get to use a bathroom!EVER
:cry:


*In deep bass voice*

Hey. I'm very neat and clean thank you much.

hahah
Im a female too but still....ewww
I had to help clean the bathrooms as punishment when I was back in school and had gotten myself in trouble.
-_-
Worst.Day.Ever. :psyduck:

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I remember one time back in fourth grade when a toilet in my school had a shit in it so large that it seemed there was no way a human being could have made it! My memory might be making it seem bigger than it really was, but I definitely remember just staring at it in shock and awe for a while. Then I assume I went to a different stall.

I hope.
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