AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. But, 3 years after you are crowned king of all that is an alien warlord comes to this meager planet. He brings offerings of peace and love, but in exchange he expects you to worship him. You see through his lies and retaliate using armed warfare, of which you are reasonably well against a giant alien and his armada. After 4 years of intense fighting the two sides are at a stalemate. Your scientists keep upgrading your weaponry to combat the foes, but so do the enemy. Eventually your scientists create a giant robot that can combat the aliens. The robot is a success. You create more and more until you have an entire robot armada and you defeat all of the aliens. There is peace, but not for long. The robot's AI evolves and they deem themselves superior to the humans that control them. You fight them, but they are much stronger than the aliens you had previously fought. You start to turn away from technology and focus on magics. The robots are weak against magic. You fight with potions and wands and even lightning and the robots are defeated. You have beaten all that come to you, but sadly you overlooked one small thing: Eulieces, your second in command is greedy and he kills you in your sleep. He becomes ruler and as payment for slaughtering not one but two civilizations you live in hell for the rest of your life.


I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but it's a small dog. ]:<

I wish I could get a hair cut.

I like small dogs...

Granted. But now you're bald.

I wish I was better at working with wire.

Granted. You become so good with wire you are able to construct a person with the wire. You both fall in love, hiding your lust from your parents and my tiny dog. It becomes so tense that she takes poison, and you gut yourself with a sword. But, she's made of wire. Poison doesn't affect her. She then kills herself with your sword.



I wish I had a big dog.

I like being bald...
Not really, just felt like being a jerk.

Granted, but it chews up your furniture.

I wish my sister's friends would actually hang out with my sister instead of hanging out heeeeeere. ]<

...I am a girl.

Also, Granted but now your sister AND all her friends are hanging out THEEEREEEEE.

I wish I had our car. T.T

Granted, but in a terrible skiing accident with said car you hit your head and become a lesbian, thus making my last corrupted wish canon.


I wish my finger nails could produce fire.

Thanks man. Season 1 is the first Sam & Max game I've ever played, and I've heard a lot of good about it. Can't wait for season 2!

Granted, but a horrible accident involving biting fingernails leads to you cutting your fingers off.

I wish I had an iPod, not a crappy cheapo mp3 player.

Granted. But it freezes like my did when I ripped the cord out while it was synching.

I wish for a banana. :awesome:

Granted, but it's really just a sex toy.

I wish I could relive my childhood.

Granted. You are now a baby and must surrender your computer. After all what baby needs it?

I wish we had a Mulberry tree.

Granted, but everyone but me is allergic.

I wish I had a much better, faster, more expensive laptop computer.

Granted, but it's so expensive that you must sell your house and all of your other belongings to buy it.

I wish the cats outside my neighbor's house were safe from the cold.

But then you need to save them from the hot

I Wish I can spank my little brother

Granted, but he gets to spank back. Because of his age, he gets to use the paddle.

I wish I had Adobe Flash and knew how to use it well.