AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Reading old posts is awesome and hilarious. :awesome:

HAI GUISE.
REMEMBER THE OLD LAWL?

Do we have a mental health ward?



My Dialga has issues.

We daisies well better have one, considering the people we have joining us here today. >: |

:awesome:

No, scratch that, this fortress is a mental health ward. >>

I'm so glad I'm not that only one that saw this.

I typically try to avoid thinking like that, because I usually have my retarded friend Jordan to point it out for me.

Also, I thought Star wasn't going to post anymore and I was supposed to post for her. :awesome: Or was that just for last night?

My last post had to be about penises. It's the only way to go...
Edit: This post is about penises aswell.

No, please, stop.

well if you insist.

...dickhead. >>

THIS SOUNDS FUN.
Hmm... try straight black hair, a pale-ish complexion, with... uh... non-meaty arms. And several large crates of Coke.


I'm assuming there's at least one Wii in the fortress, along with eight dozen of every console and handheld. And several computers of all kinds. With a whole room made to stuff in 1000+ controllers. And, oh, two memory cards for everyone in the fortress. AND LIKE 40 TABLETS.

YOU CAN'T FORGET THE SNIPER RIFLES, SWORDS, BOWS, AND ION CANNONS. :awesome:

WTF AM I AN ARCHITECT?

LOOK. SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE BROWN HAIR.
WE'RE SAVED!(?)

You can have whatever you want, with certain limits, in the Fortress. You can also have a couch made up entirely of beer cans, and whenever you take one out from underneath you another pops in so you don't fall. >>

I DON'T HAVE BROWN HAIR! My hair is blank with cobalt blue streaks, and very curly.
Oh, and COUCH MADE OF JELLO FTW!

Whoa. I didn't know this was still going on.

I haven't turned on my AIM in like...2 months.