AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Rule #666: ...Crap. Can't think of anything witty to put down... Uh. Cough Syrup!
Edit: And my third page get in a row. :awesome:

Rule 667: Odd how I was just thinking 'What if the devil's number was on a page get?" before I clicked this thread.
Rule 668: Very odd.
Rule 669: You need moar videogames Yeili.
Rule 670: :awesome:

Rule 671: ITS THE COUGH SYRUP OF DOOM!!!!!
Rule 672: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rule 673: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rule 674: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rule675:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rule 676: Ditto
Rule 677: The parasol is my real favorite item.
Rule 678: I used to beat the crap out of people to get to a parasol.
Rule 679: Or to make them drop it.
Rule 680: I always did better if I was trying to get a parasol.
Rule 681: BoN should get on Brawl.
Rule 682: I can go almost four minutes without blinking.

Rule 683: Rules 667-683 are awesome.


...:awesome:

Rule 684: Meh, maybe later...
Rule 685: I'll see if I can squeeze in some Brawl time tomorrow.
Rule 686: Dang, did I just turn this thread into another Brawl schedule thread?

Rule 687: Yes, you did. :awesome:

... Somebody AIM me when they wanna brawl. D<

Rule 688: Yeili's AIM account is Meilira and you should totally brawl her!


...Please? D:

Rule 689: Navi. The reason why fairies are extinct.
Rule 690: Megaman Legends is the love child of Awesome and Win.
Rule 691: [spoiler]The end boss is an alien robot politician...[/spoiler]
Rule 692: I'm bored....
Rule 693: daisies YOU INTERNETS FOR FAILING ME!!!

Rule 694: I'm good at multitasking.
Rule 695: I can't multitask laughing and swallowing pretzals though...
Rule 696: HAHAHA ACCIDENTAL EDGEHOGGING.
Rule 697: My recovery skills are amazing.
Rule 698: A hoard of bumpers at a ledge make watching a recovering opponent fun.
Rule 699: Pit falls too fast with bunny hoods.

Rule 700: Funny is...
Rule 701: O Person-> O
Rule 702: stagestagestage
Rule 703: O=Bumper
Rule 704: :awesome:
Rule 705: It's fun to just watch the poor character get bounced back and forth between the bumpers in Brawl.
Rule 706: CLANGCLANGCLANG.
Rule 707: We gotta make a bumper-only match when I get moar time on Brawl.
Rule 708: Seriously, we do.
Rule 709: *skid*

rule 710: It's just a jump to the left
rule 711: and then a step to the right
Rule 712: put your hands on your hips
rule 713: and pull your knees in tight
rule 714: but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
rule 715: lets do the time warp again

Rule 716: Gooey bombs are also fun
Rule 717: And snakes c-4 charges
Rule 718: Especially when you stick it on someones face
Rule 719: Then it gets stuck on your face
Rule 720: And as your recovering at the top of the screen
Rule 721: You set it off to get whoever you're playing away
Rule 722: and kill yourself.

Rule 723: THIS THREAD MUST LIVE FOR NEW PEOPLE'S ENJOYMENT!
Rule 724: Is this post even allowed?
Rule 725: Olympiiiiiiiics.
Rule 726: *blip*
Rule 727: Aether + 5 smart bombs x 7 or so = 999% DAMAGE.
Rule 728: It's fun busting down the walls of Shadow Moses with random items.
Rule 729: And beam sword/home run bat juggling.
Rule 730: Especially when you pause it mid-fall going through Ike's heart and protruding through his back.
Rule 731: Or flying at an oblivious Marth.
Rule 732: It may even be falling through... uh... that... when you pause it.
Rule 733: What? I was bored! :awesome:

EDIT: Rule 734: It appears that the AZers are hungry.

Rule 735: This thread must LIVE!

Rule 736: The post above you is 70% of the time major lulz.