AWKWARD ZOMBIE

YOU WON'T DO IT!

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alright...

Need Runes4 is not playing... please don't post while the game is going.

I want to see some compelling campaigns before I make any sort of decision. Show me what those fundraisers can buy, folks.

In any case, remember, a vote for me is a vote for me! Elect FlyingGiraffe as the guy to get two votes.

I make all of the promises. All of them.

Gay rights.
Free Parking.
Less taxes on the middle class.
Harsher punishment for parole violators.
Miniskirt centered dress codes.
More taxes on the upper class.
Less masturbating bums in the alleys.

All of them.

President of Bums in the Alleys association does not approve. I could try to state reasons you should vote for me but no one really cares about actual reasons so I'll have to hope everyone goes insane and votes for me.

Quick, everyone vote for themselves!

Any actual votes? Or will we have shenanigans till the time is up? 8===D

I agree with Giraffe, let's get some reasons out there as to why the potential candidates should be voted for.

If you vote for me I promise I won't be some kind of werewolf freak who kills people.

And if we're ever in trouble, I have the Powerpuff Girls on speed-dial already!

I'm stronger.

OK, here's my serious pitch: Pick me because I don't have a power role. That way if the werewolves decide that they're tired of having me as captain, it won't be a serious loss.

I would suggest myself because I'm slow to vote and would be careful but I often never vote and therefore I would basically be wasting everyone's time so don't vote for me.

I'm a little too indecisive when it comes to deciding a vote, so yeah I think you all should count me out of the running as well.

Also, don't vote for Barabba.