WTF moments.

bagofnuts · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 12:19 am

Ame no Akai wrote:

Fuck, Sarah, fuck. There are two incredibly cute girls sitting on the PC next to me, and I couldn't resist looking at their... eyebrows.

I fucking hate you. Sorry for the profanity.

EDIT:

bagofnuts wrote:

I'm sure this is gonna be a very long WTF moment for y'all male genders.

Ready?

You sure?

Yes?

No?

Here we go.

I GOT NO SHORTS.

What, thongs, then?

Um. No. I have pajamas, apparently, but they're camouflaged enough to look like average sweatpants. NO, NOT THAT. Solid color, fuzzy on the inside. Yay. I'm wearing a pair right now. Indeed, that is another WTF moment of my life, when I found out they were pajamas. I wore them through the school year, heh.

Also, Where's The Frummies?

(frummy = fruit gummy)

Who's The upstanding member of society?

El Mexicano · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 8:47 pm

FMAWolf wrote:

Quote:

i had a WTF moment yesterday.
a drunk bum came to my friend adn me and grabbed his dick.
it was...awkward,so my friend punched him and we stole his bag full of doll's heads

That is awkward...o.o

...Though I'm curious what did you do with the doll's heads?

We put them in front of a random house in a way that they looked like they were staring at the first person who comes out and wrote: YOU'RE WARNED with my blood...you know,that old chestnut

i had another WTF moment:
i was waiting for the bus when a really hot chick came and facebattled me...it was weird in a sexy way.

EDIT: Wait Till' Friday

El Mexicano · **Posted:** Sun May 25, 2008 2:22 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

Sarahrose wrote:

Ame no Akai wrote:

Fuck, Sarah, fuck. There are two incredibly cute girls sitting on the PC next to me, and I couldn't resist looking at their... eyebrows.

I fucking hate you. Sorry for the profanity.

What colour were they?

Jet black, but really smooth, and kinda like, fuzzy, more or less how you'd expect--

... daisies you.

hawt

El Mexicano · **Posted:** Sun May 25, 2008 3:23 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

El Mexicano wrote:

Ame no Akai wrote:

Sarahrose wrote:

Ame no Akai wrote:

Fuck, Sarah, fuck. There are two incredibly cute girls sitting on the PC next to me, and I couldn't resist looking at their... eyebrows.

I fucking hate you. Sorry for the profanity.

What colour were they?

Jet black, but really smooth, and kinda like, fuzzy, more or less how you'd expect--

... daisies you.

hawt

Which is why it disturbs me. They're just these really cute, little girls (size, not age), and I'm wondering what their pubes look like.

I felt so bad there. Still do.

I am truly thankful you put that out of the way

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Sun May 25, 2008 7:01 pm

Water wrote:

I'm never going to stop until you change your goddamn signature.

Me?

bagofnuts wrote:

Who's The upstanding member of society?

Me?

This would've turned out better if there were more posts I could respond to with this.

bagofnuts · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 2:37 am

Indeed, madam. And why hasn't anyone posted here for 2 days? You'd figure with a "teeming" site like this would have a post about every 5 seconds. I'm just here to keep these threads alive, or does that mean BUMP? Feh, I dunno. My internets language is limited to really long definitions instead of the words. Why aren't they called Fuzzies?

Neophyte42 · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 12:33 am

Well someone I knew once woke up to his top stapled to the wall.

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 11:12 pm

bagofnuts wrote:

Why aren't they called Fuzzies?

Because even if they have really short, fuzzy fur, it's still fur, and thus they're upstanding members of society.

Besides, normal people are already covered in a thin peach-fuzz. I don't think anyone wants to be clumped into the same group as the freaks/upstanding members of society.

radikalskippy · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 8:51 am

Miss StarSeed wrote:

This would've turned out better

That's what she said

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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