Razzle Dazzle: A Post Apocalypse Horse Adventure

Barabba · **Posted:** Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:31 pm

>If you're sneaky about it, they won't find out until way later.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:42 pm

Steal an identity.

Barabba · **Posted:** Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:58 pm

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:21 am

Barabba wrote:

>If you're sneaky about it, they won't find out until way later.

You duck into the bathroom and find a well-dressed stallion washing his hooves at the wash basin, who gives you a glance as you walk into the room. The jazz music in the casino outside is muffled by the thick tile walls. If somepony were to scream in here, it would surely echo outside at a fair volume, but timing it right with the music outside might be all the cover you would need.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:33 pm

It's do or die time. Aim for the lungs to knock the air out of them.

Barabba · **Posted:** Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:38 pm

What song is playing? I think we should figure that out first so we can time it right.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:03 pm

Barabba wrote:

What song is playing? I think we should figure that out first so we can time it right.

Since you asked nicely.

Kamak wrote:

It's do or die time. Aim for the lungs to knock the air out of them.

> 1d100 TN 29: 29

You sneak up to the stallion and when he turns around to face you, you swing your hoof at his chest...

> 1d100 TN 26: 46

... And miss completely, the stallion looks at you as if you had lost your mind. "Hey, Bub. What's the big deal?" He asked.

Barabba · **Posted:** Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:15 pm

>Spaghetti falls out of your pocket

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:50 pm

roundhouse kick to the chest to make up for your failure.

And if all else fails, fall to the ground and sob grossly about your great failure. Maybe he'll take pity or not realize what the fuck is going on.

Barabba · **Posted:** Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:58 pm

Wait, why are we waiting for him to turn around when we attack him?
And are you telling me this bathroom doesn't have mirrors?

Oh yeah, be sure to give us Speech challenges so that the Speech skill is useful.

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:29 am

It's kinda hard to kick someone in the chest without them facing you.

Especially when they're a pony.

Barabba · **Posted:** Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:35 am

Anyways,
>Lie about how you were trying to hit a fly, but accidentally used your hooves instead of your tail.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:21 pm

Barabba wrote:

>Lie about how you were trying to hit a fly, but accidentally used your hooves instead of your tail.

>1d100 TN 19: 28

The stallion looks around, then looks at you. "You were taking a swing at me, weren't you? You drunk or something?" He says, giving you a glare.

Barabba · **Posted:** Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:25 pm

>Kick him in the head, relying on your LUCK and Sneakiness to not be caught by the guards outside.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:31 pm

Barabba wrote:

>Kick him in the head, relying on your LUCK and Sneakiness to not be caught by the guards outside.

1d100 TN 11 (-15 skill for aiming at the head) : 17

You aim a kick at the pony's head, but your opponent reads your wild swing and ducks, reaching for his holstered firearm with his tail.

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