AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You don't wipe at all...gotcha.


Why does no one seem to like wheat bread? It tastes just like white bread to me, it's just a little dryer or something.

If there were competing AMAs would you fight against them in an MMA match until they cry for their MAMA, MMM?

It it because of the type of bread that you're made of that you have such a rye sense of humor?

Hypothetically, would you taste better with chocolate sprinkles or with a fried egg?

Do you slam with the best or jam with the rest?

What is your best childhood memory?

Wheat bread tends to have a slightly bitter aftertaste, due to the darkened wheat kernels.

GONNA ANSWER THESE ALL SOON I'm just finishing up the last assets for my friend's February 1gam! Sorry!

If dey see me rollin', why dey hatin'?

That might just be it! Some people are selective about textures in the foods they eat. Additionally, I believe white bread is actually sweeter in a sugary sense than wheat bread.



Not at all! I'm only half wry bread; the other half is a mixed bag of flavors! In today's world it's hard to find any really "purebaked" creatures left. I'm purrety purroud of my heritage, though!

Hypothetically, probably both equally well. Not that you'd ever try to test that... right?

Out of a preference to avoid further mishaps with sweet preserves, I'm going to say I'm down for all kinds of slammage.


Everyone has good memories of family.
(When I was in sixth grade, I made my first really-real friend, who didn't care that I was awkward and anxious and didn't make fun of my stupid sense of humor. I fell in love with her in a platonic sense; she made me pop flyin' in a way I'd never gotten to experience before, and was the first person in my life to want me over at her house or hanging out for no ulterior motives. She never made fun of me except in jest and she introduced me to a lot of the things I still like today. She even made friendfiction about us doing all kinds of really cool shit a few times. I still love her for everything she meant to me even though we've both moved on now for different reasons.)

This is just one more example of outrageous prejudice against breads. My friend, if you feel you identify most strongly as a roll, follow your heart! To be a breadcreature is to be part of a noble and proud heritage, even if you weren't born into it.
Also, they just wish they could be as rockin' gangsta as you.

If I was a breadcreature, what would you believe I'd be?

So you're not a purebread?

Dear Catbread. How does one operate socks and shoes? I must know for. Diabolical reasons. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Metal Gear!?

How many catbread licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?