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Should Lollipop Chainsaw be a stylish action game?

What Kinect could learn from casual games.
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Is Zelda a Dark Souls for adults?

What Dora the Explorer could learn from Kinectimals.

Animal Crossing meets Portal in the new Red Dead Redemption sequel.
-Weeds and neurotoxin. Out west.

GDC: The blocks in Braid gave me sore thumbs.
-Yes they did

How exaggerated badassery could increase MineSweeper's popularity.
-Writes itself

Hahaha wut?

An FPS where you look at kings until the level cap.

A simulation game where you grow a beard with the very fabric of reality and the game reacts differently depending on who plays it.

A puzzle game where you enslave feelings except you're 3 years old.

A war game where you plop down hippies in the 70s.

A turn-based strategy game where you seduce city guards with monsters.

An arcade game where you stop breathing if you don't destroy demi-gods while bards write songs about you.

An experimental game where you stop breathing if you don't find conspiracy theories in America.

An MMO where you hang out with barbarians in the lava kingdom.

An MMO where you go to school with kings to gain levels.

What a moron. Another arrogant human who believes that might makes right; pathetic. I studied bongo drum composition in college and I've never read anything about nutrition, but the American Dietetic Association, which is an infallible organization, says that vegan diets are appropriate for everyone, even kittens! Harm reduction is important, well, for humans, since we are so awful. Tigers can kill as much as they want since they don't know any better. But just because they don't know any better doesn't mean they are different from us. Humans are just another animal and we have to treat all animals equally.

Did you know that Einstein was a vegetarian? 'Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival for life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.' I don't know where that quote came from, but he was really smart. I haven't read it, but the report Livestock's Long Shadow says that meat causes most of the world's problems. Don't tell me that there are different production methods, I can only think simplistically and can only consider one perfect diet, which is vegan. We are natural-born herbivores. Our bodies are not designed to digest meat. For an animal to truly be considered a meat-eater they would first have to be able to kill for it. Why don't you go out to Africa and try to bring down a wildebeest with no weaponry and see how it turns out.

A horror game where you slap knights in a historical monument.

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You have a beautiful smile. I'd like to wreck it with my giant love wand.

Suck dick syrup from my butt you nasty prick.

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