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 Post subject: i actually don't want to know more
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:23 pm 
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I'm going to need more details because what in the actual fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:54 pm 
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Here. The best part is in a different interview he said he had a fear of rodents so this was a big thing for him.

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 Post subject: wait are you from korea
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:00 pm 
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Okay, it's still weird but I thought you meant it was YOUR teacher.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:30 pm 
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With the political media exploding over the misdeeds of the former Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, it baffles me that despite all this good-on-paper democracy that America is known for, we still have absolutely no say in who the third in line to the presidency is. If there was an inexplicable turn of events that left both Clinton/Bush and Gore/Cheney unable to perform their duties, this man could've been president some time ago.

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 Post subject: anybody remember their history anybody
PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:04 am 
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We've already had one President that nobody voted for.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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I sometimes wonder if our votes are actually counted, or if they just throw out numbers. Granted, they're probably smart enough to make sure they add up to the number of registered voters. Also, the popular vote doesn't actually matter. It's the electoral college (when congress votes) that matters. However, I think I'd heard that only once has anyone in congress voted differently than their district, and it was just one vote. Mainly because they want to get reelected in their district.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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Donald Trump may have hired professional actors to act as his political supporters.

In other news, a bee may have stung someone today and a person somewhere in the world may have stolen something from someone else.

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Honestly I want Donald Trump to make it to the actual ballot if only because there is no way in hell he'd actually win.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:55 am 
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White male roughly 21 years of age shot up a historic black church in Charleston, South Carolina. Nine confirmed fatalities. Shooter is still at large.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/17/us/charle ... -shooting/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /28902017/
And a RedditLive (???) feed:
http://www.reddit.com/live/v3f8b7po97cm

So this happened in addition to the bee stinging someone and someone stealing something. :/ The world has gone mad.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:39 am 
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USD $10 bill to feature Alexander Hamilton and an as of yet undecided woman.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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Pornhub wants to shoot a film in SPACE! FOR SCIENCE!

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We truly live in miraculous times.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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White male roughly 21 years of age shot up a historic black church in Charleston, South Carolina. Nine confirmed fatalities. Shooter is still at large.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/17/us/charle ... -shooting/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /28902017/
And a RedditLive (???) feed:
http://www.reddit.com/live/v3f8b7po97cm

So this happened in addition to the bee stinging someone and someone stealing something. :/ The world has gone mad.

And the guy has been openly racist, and open about wanting a seocnd Civil War. HE HAD A FUCKING CONFEDERATE FLAG ON HIS LICENSE PLATE!!

Seriously, U.S? Any reaction? AT ALL?

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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Seriously, U.S? Any reaction? AT ALL?
Obama did say that it ought to make American people reevaluate their stance on guns.


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 Post subject: another question mark
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:39 pm 
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It's... everywhere in the news? Jon Stewart called it a terrorist attack? What the fuck are you looking for?

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