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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:16 pm 
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Yeah seriously guys.

Crappy comment from Willow, yeah. A mod made mention of it and it's resolved, so it should be dropped.

Also Reyo, your comment was not only immature, but the exact wrong way to think about things on this forum. There is no eye for an eye. Just follow the rules and don't make it a compare and contrast report on your own personal baws. I don't care if it was a joke, it's still stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:45 pm 
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Not trying to continue the dickery, but my point exactly.

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CLARITY!

I'm usually the first one to play this "It were the joke!" card, but I usually try my best to apologize to individuals I inadvertently offend. As for that, I am whole-heartedly sorry, Vax. All of this "It were the joke!" "No it weren't!" "You lack the humorous!" nonsense is ridiculousness. The important thing is we get back to the pleasantries.

Anyway, funny pictures.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:03 am 
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This isn't the funny pictures thread.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:13 am 
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..........wow, really? This is the kind of shenanigans I got used to over there.

I guess this is what I get for spending all weekend without internet, driving 4 hours to get home, and then jumping right in.

I don't even know what to do here, I can't fix it with "Anyway, funny pictures."

I haven't made any progress with women since last being here, for relevancy.

Do I just leave them up there?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:20 am 
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dude just put your funny pictures into the funny pictures thread is that like

a hard concept for you to understand

anyway back on topic i have a boyfrannnn

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:23 am 
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This isn't the funny pictures thread.


It sure is making me laugh.

Anyways, one of my friends, who has been dating another friend of mine has begun dating someone else since their relationship is on hold for college as they're going to be apart. She's known the guy about a week and so far it's been making out and general touching, but nothing sexual until a per-determined time later. It seems to me that this is going too fast, especially since the guy she's macking on seems lonely and wants her because he doesn't have "other options" and is creeping her out by "expecting" too much even though she's still technically with my other friend. It seems like she wants the guy for the physical part of the relationship when he wants her for both, and while he accepts that my friend is still in the picture, it's like he thinks maybe the physical connection will be enough to have her break it off.

Also, both of my friends are uncomfortable with dating outside of their relationship and are only agreeing to do it because they think it'll free the other to do what they want and not have to worry about them, and the reason she's all over this guy is so my friend doesn't have to worry about her being lonely.

IDK, from my perspective this all seems pretty stupid. She's fooling around with the guy within a month of being away from home because she wants to let her BF know that she's fine, and she's freaked out by him wanting something more, but doesn't want to say anything that will drive him away because he fills her physical needs, which she's willing to give up/rein in if her BF would just tell her that this is freaking her out because he feels like he gets replaced the instant she goes off to college, but he's afraid of upsetting her.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:30 am 
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When her and "physical boyfriend" go out, is it bodaciously just a make out session somewhere other than where one of them lives or do they do shit that would that friends would do without the sex? Do they talk? It's not like he just shows up at her house and she's all over him before he can say a word, right?

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dude just put your funny pictures into the funny pictures thread is that like

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anyway back on topic i have a boyfrannnn


When I chose to go into a thread, it's based on the orangeness of the little page to the left of the title, and whether or not there's a little black dot.

I stumble into the creepy thread, like, a lot.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:49 am 
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As far as I can tell, they're friends who also happen to make out and talk like an actual couple without being an actual couple.

The fact that they're making out so soon is weirding me out though, mainly because she just started making friends a couple of weeks ago and she's already dealt with sexual harassment from a "friend" already. Personally, I wouldn't be making out with someone or letting them touch me if I wasn't very VERY comfortable with them, but maybe I'm just being prudish? I dunno.

It doesn't help that he sees her as his "only chance" at a relationship, and I think she's in it because maybe she pities him/knows he's desperate and can work from there, and I'm hoping his desperation doesn't lead to something stupid if he pushes her into leaving him.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:01 am 
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That type of situation sounds like a lose-lose for everyone involved. I mean, I get why they started the "break period" but it is still not a good idea... Sounds like it is on track for nearly everyone to get hurt?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:07 am 
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That's what I'm thinking. The guy she's with now seems to think he can break up my friends so he can have her, she thinks she can juggle 2 relationships without hurting either of them, and my other friend thinks he'll wait out college for her and everything will be totally fine.

The reason they considered the break to begin with is because her mom insisted on it, but all they had to do was just tell her they were on a break and she wouldn't have known they were still a couple. The fact that they've both "agreed" to it but don't actually want to be with anyone else seems pretty stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:31 am 
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That's an incredibly meddlesome thing for her mother to do, even if she is her mother. My parents are pretty meddlesome themselves, but even then they'll finish any and all requests with "But it's ultimately your decision, that's just what I think is best."

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:23 pm 
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Sounds like those guys are on a crash course towards emotional ruin. Maybe the girl could get away without caring too much, but I feel for the guy. He probably thinks there could be an actual future with her, while she might just be bored and want someone to fool around with.

It'd be one thing to just flirt with the second guy, but making out is about 100 miles over the line, considering she's kinda in that first relationship, IMO.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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dude just put your funny pictures into the funny pictures thread is that like

a hard concept for you to understand

anyway back on topic i have a boyfrannnn


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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Today I worked clay on a wheel. I was positioned in a way that apparently showed off my booty, which a girl promptly pointed out. Then said she liked my booty...


I am all of the confused about this, did I flip a switch or something because this shit is weird to me.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:00 am 
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asking out that girl tomorrow

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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