AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. You die of heavy metal poisoning.

I wish I had a handful of pins like off of TWEWY. Doesn't matter which, as long as they worked.

You can have all of them. You die in a mysterious fishing accident days later.

And you don't have 7 days.



I wish for an electric guitar.

Oh, you bastard.

Granted, but your electric guitar needs to be plugged directly into NUCLEAR power plants to work. It causes radiation poisoning.

I wish I could use Celestial swap so I could get Mercury out of Retrograde.

Granted, you get mercury/quicksilver/hydrargyrum, the toxic chemical everyone loves.

I wish people would choose something that wasn't legendary when I ask them what Pokemon they want to be.

Granted. Now they all liek Mudkpiz instead.


I wish for a shark.

Granted. It's allergic to you, so you have to get rid of it.

I wish people would understand what I'm talking about. *glare@bagofnuts*

Granted, but now you cannot talk.

I wish I understood what you are talking about.

Granted, but now everyone else makes no sense.

I wish the Orbitz drink was still around.

Granted. Pity that your memory is defunct, because they taste horrible!


I wish someone would give me a reason to change my avatar.

Granted, it now causes cancer. You have 4 days to live.

I wish for a choo choo train.

Granted




I wish for Linebeck/Trainbeck to be in the new Zelda game <3

granted, but now he has voice acting, and he sounds AWFUL.

I wish I didn't have to do my chores.

Granted: Your chores do YOU.


I wish for a hot plate of Tuna casserole <3

Granted, Tuna Guts, Intestines, and Bone Casserole.

I wish that stuff would happen.

Granted, but it's... bad stuff.

I wish the internet wasn't so addictive.