AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I had a couple of horses in Skyrim.

They were apparently part of the Nord Space Program, because they'd randomly find themselves in orbit after an hour or so of ordinary riding.

This whole Bill Demott thing has really soured me on WWE. I love Daniel Brian and Bray Wyatt and Damien Sandow, but I can't support them over the bullshit anymore. I'll check back Mania week, but 'til then it's all Lucha Underground and New Japan.

You totally should because they're basically mountain goats and can climb almost any slope at a degree of Not Completely Vertical or Upside Down. You can actually just straight up ride into the backyard of High Hrothgar and ignore a good size chunk of the main quest.

I think I've have died so many times without my horses - they either took the falls for me, or straight up ran me away from dragons (or at least into a city where i could hide,) and also made it so i wasn't at the mercy of every wolf in skyrim because i was overburdened with all the dragon scales i hoard

So I was feeling fantastic on this wonderful morning and convinced myself that it'd be a good time to draw stuff.

I sat down with my sketchbook, put the pencil to the paper and

My freakin' shadow got in the way and wouldn't let me focus on the blank paper in front of me. Why do my hands have shadows?!

It's no fun having a short attention tarantulas are fun to watch.

Tarantulas are freaking rad yo.

They're adorable and I wish I had one as a pet.

I think it's stupid how people at my/any college talk about how specifically hard our college is.
As if other colleges aren't difficult.

I go to UMBC, and I keep seeing jokes about 'U Must Be Crazy' or 'U Must Be Chinese' (ugh) and I can't help but wonder exactly what these kids expected of college.

Kind of the same as people insisting that their old high school teacher was the goofiest dude ever. Everybody had a weird teacher, no specific school is special.

Anyway, I'm a grumpy old man. No fun allowed.

Trying to cancel my Gold with Xbox today. My account has been suspended for not paying it, Which i couldn't do anyways because of lack of funds.

Wait so if you DON'T pay they don't just, I don't know, not give you another month of gold? They still let you use Gold? That's one of the dumbest business practices I've heard of.

they have been trying to charge me since Jan, however my Credit card changed and I never changed the one attached to the account. Well to remove the old card and unlock my account I have to attach the new card, pay the $60, and then they will refund me the cheddar and cancel the gold. then I can go back to watching Netflix.

My brother's sick and I feel bad for even complaining about it but every time he coughs he whines and smacks the wall and I'm about ready to take the wall away from him it's so annoying.

"No more! You have lost your wall privileges, mister!"

My brother is sick, too. Before going to the doctor: perfectly silent, just had a fever on and off and slept a lot.
After the doctor: sitting on the couch moaning.

"Quit your moaning. You were just as sick this morning before you knew it was strep, and you weren't moaning then."
He shut up.

I'll admit I complain a LOT when I'm sick/it's allergy season so I won't fault him for the whining, but oh my GOD one can only take so many whiny coughs followed by rhythmic thudding.