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Nobody looks gift hourses in the mouth for a reason: Bad hygiene.


Actually, believe it or not, that's almost exactly why somebody isn't supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth. In olden times, when buying a horse, people would inspect the horse's mouth to ensure that the merchandise was healthy. If it had bad hygiene, then it was deemed an unhealthy horse. However, if the horse in question was a gift, which obviously meant that it was free, it was rude to treat it as if the person was potentially trying to rip you off; to inspect it meant that you distrusted them.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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Nobody looks gift hourses in the mouth for a reason: Bad hygiene.


Actually, believe it or not, that's almost exactly why somebody isn't supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth. In olden times, when buying a horse, people would inspect the horse's mouth to ensure that the merchandise was healthy. If it had bad hygiene, then it was deemed an unhealthy horse. However, if the horse in question was a gift, which obviously meant that it was free, it was rude to treat it as if the person was potentially trying to rip you off; to inspect it meant that you distrusted them.


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
SBKT wrote:
Nobody looks gift hourses in the mouth for a reason: Bad hygiene.


Actually, believe it or not, that's almost exactly why somebody isn't supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth. In olden times, when buying a horse, people would inspect the horse's mouth to ensure that the merchandise was healthy. If it had bad hygiene, then it was deemed an unhealthy horse. However, if the horse in question was a gift, which obviously meant that it was free, it was rude to treat it as if the person was potentially trying to rip you off; to inspect it meant that you distrusted them.

Geez, where have you been getting your history lessons from?
Everyone knows "horse" was just an old word for "hooker". Makes much more sense!

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Nobody looks gift hourses in the mouth for a reason: Bad hygiene.
THE MOAR YOU KNOW

Geez, where have you been getting your history lessons from?
Everyone knows "horse" was just an old word for "hooker". Makes much more sense!

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You used to be able to give somebody a hooker as a gift?!

Man, how low has today's society fallen, where you can't even share a hooker between friends...

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