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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:35 pm 
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MY LOVE FOR YOU BURNS WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE.

OH WAIT, THAT'S JUST THE HERPES.


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Reubo wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
MY LOVE FOR YOU BURNS WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE.

OH WAIT, THAT'S JUST THE HERPES.


TAKE ME


BITCH, STEP OFF.

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Sorry guys, I can't. Because of my herpes, I have to go rock climb or ride a bike or do something else completely unrelated to the treatment of my herpes.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Sorry guys, I can't. Because of my herpes, I have to go rock climb or ride a bike or do something else completely unrelated to the treatment of my herpes.


YOU CAN CLIMB MY ROCKS ANY TIME


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Sorry guys, I can't. Because of my herpes, I have to go rock climb or ride a bike or do something else completely unrelated to the treatment of my herpes.

Why ride a bike when you can ride ME??

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Every time I visit this thread it gets better and better.

I guess you could replace "this thread" with "you" or something and have a pickup-line. :l


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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together.

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YES SIR, MR SEXY CHINESE MAN, SIR

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Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have some nice melons!



I feel like these posts are incomplete without the :awesome: emote at the end.

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impmon08 wrote:
Every time I visit this thread it gets better and better.

I guess you could replace "this thread" with "you" or something and have a pickup-line. :l

Every time I vist you, it gets better?
What would it be?


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impmon08 wrote:
Every time I visit this thread it gets better and better.

I guess you could replace "this thread" with "you" or something and have a pickup-line. :l

Every time I vist you, it gets better?
What would it be?

His AIDS


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