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google boner kill material

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A lot of the time in the morning, I'll have morning wood poking out of my boxers and when I notice it I think, "oh shit I could have walked out like that".

Luckily I haven't yet, but I'm kinda afraid it will happen eventually D:

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my sig is cute :<

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i have a pair of pajama bottoms that have a HUGE rip in them right where my butt crack is

i'm saving them for a special occasion

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Bacon wrote:
google boner kill material

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It's okay, I tuned into Oracle's Tvilight reading.
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A lot of the time in the morning, I'll have morning wood poking out of my boxers and when I notice it I think, "oh shit I could have walked out like that".

Luckily I haven't yet, but I'm kinda afraid it will happen eventually D:

That haven't happened me. It has never poked out af my boxers. Mostly because I sleep naked.
You should try it.

You feel so freeeeeee~


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reubo is always prepared

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Bacon wrote:
my sig is cute :<

I think so too.

but OH WELL people have different opinions then. Don't worry about it.

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i have a pair of pajama bottoms that have a HUGE rip in them right where my butt crack is

i'm saving them for a special occasion

But Reubo, I'm not gay. You don't need to save yourself and your pants for me.


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I'ma just joking you Bacon. The sig is just ripe with joke fodder.


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okay good <3


so Sailor Moon is coming out in a month and i am very excited etc etc, but part of the reason is so i can facebattle her stomach again. she's pretty skinny but her tummy is so soft and cute <3

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Bacon wrote:
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my mouth tastes like blood

Is your girlfriend on her period?

i am punching you with my mind

I <3 you Bacon.

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Bacon, if you don't mind me asking, why is your girlfriend away?

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