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What's so great about having sex with fourty five year old girls ?
There's fourty of them !

I love that joke. Yet it's old...

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John Craft wrote:
What's so great about having sex with fourty five year old girls ?
There's fourty of them !

I love that joke. Yet it's old...

Meh, you're right. Five year olds are pretty old. Three year olds are much better.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
John Craft wrote:
What's so great about having sex with fourty five year old girls ?
There's fourty of them !

I love that joke. Yet it's old...

Meh, you're right. Five year olds are pretty old. Three year olds are much better.


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John Craft wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
John Craft wrote:
What's so great about having sex with fourty five year old girls ?
There's fourty of them !

I love that joke. Yet it's old...

Meh, you're right. Five year olds are pretty old. Three year olds are much better.


lost

Oh, Disney world is awesome. Lost 3 year olds everywhere!


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Trygve wrote:
John Craft wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
John Craft wrote:
What's so great about having sex with fourty five year old girls ?
There's fourty of them !

I love that joke. Yet it's old...

Meh, you're right. Five year olds are pretty old. Three year olds are much better.


lost

Oh, Disney world is awesome. Lost 3 year olds everywhere!


It's not Disney World.
It's my attic.

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What do a thick blanket and a depressed suicide hotline worker have in common?

[spoiler]They're both down comforters[/spoiler]

Why do nerds get confused with royalty?

[spoiler]They both commonly have retainers
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ive recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC

my parents think ill die, but i reckon ill be 0K

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Not a joke, but a bad pick up line.


Hey baby~
Do you work at Subway?

Because you're giving me a foot long.







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Grrrrrraaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnns.

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If 50 Cent had been stab'd instead of shot, he'd be 75 Cent.

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if tom cruise liked to sleep a lot, he'd be tom snooze
if tom cruise had a drinking problem, he'd be tom booze
if tom cruise had to make a tough decision, he'd be tom choose
if tom cruise was made of goo, he'd be tom ooze
if tom cruise was a cow, he'd be tom moos
if tom cruise walked everywhere, he'd be tom shoes
if tom cruise could play the guitar, he'd be tom blues
if tom cruise got punched in the face, he'd be tom bruise
if tom cruise was a detective, he'd be tom clues
if tom cruise was a suicide bomber, he'd be tom fuse
if tom cruise spilled paint on himself, he'd be tom hues
if tom cruise was a reporter, he'd be tom news
if tom cruise had trouble keeping track of his stuff, he'd be tom lose
if tom cruise was matthew bellamy, he'd be tom muse
if tom cruise was watching TV, he'd be tom views
if tom cruise was a race of filthy obstacles to the glorious aryan race, he'd be tom jews

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