AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Too lewd for Great Handsome Oppressor's AZ.

Katie said it, not me. *shifty eyes*

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN CAUSE MY TRANS PEEPS BE HELLA SEXY AND THEY NEED TO KNOW IT

I wish I were sexy.

but I'm not trans so I guess I don't get aggressively double-spaced praise written about me. I'm just bi, after all. THE MOST FORGOTTEN AND EXCLUDED MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY ;~;




nah jk I rock the 'cute' thing.

In fact I stopped in McDonalds today and my older brother was there (manager) and he walked out from behind the counter to talk to me about something.

"Jordan wants to know your age, salary, and where you live. She says 'the guy in the cardigan with the nice hair is cute'. I told her you were my brother and I was going to embarrass her."

I looked back at the counter and the cashier was just gone. I didn't even see her move. I think the embarrassment evaporated her.

As the forum's last cisgendered male heterosexual, I feel a compulsion to promote my bigoted agenda.

Don't worry Exeres. You're our token minority.

Excuse you Exeres, the cishet male was supposed to make me the special snowflake

do you wanna fucking brawl over it

I must establish dominance. By sexing you.

IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ASSERTING DOMINANCE.

God daisies now THAT is a ship I didn't forsee.

MARCATO IS THE FALSE PROPHET.

MR. EXERES, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.

I WILL POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND SO HARD YOU'LL BE SUCKING THE DEVIL'S DICK

To be honest, I made that post yesterday because my dysphoria was getting to me worse than usual and I figured instead of bitching about it, I'd try to help someone else who might be hurting to feel a bit better.

my mom finally realized i've been flat chested :D

i've been bitching about my tits since i got them so she wasn't surprised and i didn't have to have the dysphoria conversation with her but she's very uh, traditional, so she doesn't really understand why i would bind.

the best part is i've been doing it since like......june. and she just noticed. a+ mom